Random Oneshots (Character x Reader)

Spencer Reid x Reader Part1 ~The Offer (Criminal Minds)

"Ooo, I have one." I said and I sat on the edge of my seat. "There's something wrong with my phone... It doesn't have your number in it."

Penelope Garcia, my best friend, laughed on the other side of the computer screen. I was in the BAU jet while she was back home, ready to pull up some background information when we needed it. "These are so corny, but of you actually use them, I will laugh my ass of!" Penelope laughed.

"You guys are so weird..." Derek Morgan said with an amused smile.

"All for you, baby. Derek, play Texas Hold'em with me. It'll move some of that weight on your shoulders."

"I'm watching!" Penelope nearly screeched and I re positioned the computer screen so that she would see us play.

Derek stood up and yawned. "How can a say no to someone like you?" He sat across from me.

I grinned. "Solution. You can't." I said as I shuffled the cards in a blur, quickly moving my fingers.

A smile tugged at my mouth when I saw Spencer Reid sit next to Derek. "Do you mind if I play?"

"Go ahead pretty boy, I have no problem with it." I winked and said, "Just try to keep up."

"Do you even know where he's fro-"

"Hush Derek, this is a serious matter." I said as I dealt the cards flawlessly. I spent my teenage years with a fake I.D. to get into casinos. I had looked older than I actually was, so it was easy. I had won so much money from gambling; it's a mystery how I got into the BAU.

"Actually, it says here in ___'s file that she had a fake I.D. -she was caught by her own mother- and she was constantly in casinos and she. Kicked. Ass at card games and gambling."

"Thanks, Garcia..." I grumbled.

Derek and Spencer laughed. "Fake I.D.? I'm not surprised you went that low."

Spencer then fired of a fact, "Actually, a huge percentage of the teen and underage population of America has a fake I.D. and-"

"Please tell us a simple weird fact instead of a confusing fact that uses big words? It's to complex for my head at the moment." I said with a small chuckle. I thought he was very cute, but that ass of his... I like it. (So random, sorry!!!)

"Well, um..." He licked his lips. Me gusta. "Did you know you're constantly tasting your own mouth?"

Derek rolled his eyes and Penelope laughed. "We all know that; that's not even fact."

I saw an opportunity and I took it. "If that's the case, can I taste yours for a change?" I purposely licked my lips and I winked.

Shrieks of laughter came from Penelope and Derek was laughing really hard. Spencer was so red from embarrassment that I thought he was going to explode.

"I'm sorry I could help it!" I laughed. "I saw an opportunity and I took it!"

Penelope snickered, "You probably wouldn't mind it, would mind it, rwould you?"

"Sure wouldn't. How does that sound, Spencer?" I said with a troublemaking smirk.