AWKWARD MOMENTS XD

I know I can (just for laffs) XD

A class 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names;

Sam:

My name is Sam,

When I grow up to be a man,

I want to go to Russia and Japan,

If I can, If I can, If I can

Candy:

My name is Candy,

When I grow up to be a lady,

I want to have a baby

If I can, if I can, if I can

Dan:

My name is Dan.

When I grow up to be a man,

To hell with Russia and Japan

I m gonna help Candy with her plan

I know I can, I know I can, I know I can.

I'll be a good friends with Dan XD BAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! FUDGING FUNNY!! XD XD XD 

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