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⚠️swears & ships⚠️

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Firey: *gives a bouquet to coiny*

Coiny: you know I'm allergic

Firey: that's the point

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Gelatin: small creatures are much more vicious because they have smaller bodies to bottle up all their emotions

Leafy: give me an example 

Flower: BUGS

Lollipop: most small dogs

Eraser: Teardrop 

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4: what color is the wall?

2: gray of course 

4, turning to X: now X, what color is the wall?

X: dark white!

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Golf ball: how did I this happened! We are smarter than this!

Basketball: well apparently we are not 

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Bracelety: I think we should kiss!

Ice cube: well, I think you should die but we all don't get what we want

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Firey: you reminded me of the ocean 

Leafy: because i'm deep and mysterious

Firey: no, cause you're salty and scare people

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Match: hello McDonald's prepare your self. I'm about to order 130 chicken nuggets. I'm on the verge of a mental breakdown and I'm not in the mood for any bs

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Fanny: what the fu-

Leafy: language 

Fanny: whom the fu-

Leafy: NO-

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Clock: are you an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing 

Winner: are you a software update? Cause not right now

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