Barry woke up in his lovely front room. "Oh no" said barry. "I have done a whoopsie on the carpet again".
He had passed out again and mrs tiddlywinks was spread eagled on his carpet, totally nude.
"I was wondering why my pole was sore" proclaimed barry, as he pulled a spike from his bottom.
"I have to get to the fridge" gagged barry, before vomiting into a waste paper bin.