It's All Words To Me

Do I Have To?

So... I see her on the road, and she's drunk. Like suuuuper drunk. Think of someone that's had a bottle of vodka and rows of martinis. You could say she's wasted. But I really don't like her. If you look up in the dictionary for the word "fake", you'd find her picture and her name stated boldly in the print. But then too, she's probably going to get run over by someone. And what to do, I'm a natural hero, so I call out to her. "Hey N..." She turns around and disaster strikes. It's like that scene from Mean Girls, now that I think about it. A pickup truck out of nowhere slams into her and she goes flying down the road. Um... oops. Hey, I tried! Unfortunately, that was the end of her, so I turned around and ran.