Mixeloopsy: The Multiversal Collapse (In Progress) (Collab With Artpossom)

Chapter 1: Disaster in Both Worlds

It was a stormy night blanketed in clouds of the darkest shades, rolling and churning with each blast of thunder that struck beneath the roaming castle of Wysteria, home to a little bitch named Merx, who hid within their own little bar, hosted by all of their little patchwork imps, where their own little wine cabinet rested in what was now broken solitude, chugging wine bottle after wine bottle as if a wolf to one flock of sheep after another.

One patchwork imp suited in a well-tended bartender outfit tinted in various shades of red and purple, looked on in worry as Merx continued their ramage on their wine cabinet that sat at the back of his own bar.

"Erm.. my lord, haven't you had enough wine for today?" Asked the patchwork imp.

"Haven't I had enough of you little bitches to deal with to tell me?" Asked Merx in a drunken tone, obviously too blinded by their dulled senses to see the remark as little else but a nuisance and a micromanagement.

"Well, you did sew all of us by yourself, you're the only one to blame for there being too many of us imps!" Said a red patchwork imp from another table.

Merx shot up and gave the imp an angry glare tinted with a tidal wave of unbranded wine and then, they snapped their claws with a sharp click that filled the entire room with a silencing echo.

The imp instantly went up in flames and as soon as the fire started, it had stopped with there being a pile of ashes instead of an evil minion.

"I made all of you guyses, it's true, so you should do as I say, and I say I needs more winery." Demanded Merx slamming their claws on the table, making splinters fly everywhere.

"My lord, not to be rude, but why are you drinking this much? I haven't seen a wine ramage like this since 1609!" The bartender asked as they nervously handed Merx a bottle of bloody Mary wine.

"It's because I'm lonely. LONELY! Rain's frozen, my heart's frozen, my brain's frozen, everything's frozen! Even the hoomans whatever you call them. They're humans, right?" Shouted Merx.

"Yes my lord, they are called humans. Maybe you've had enough to drink?" Questioned the imp with a nervous smile.

"I've had enough to drank when I'm dead!" Barked Merx as they drank the whole wine bottle in one go.

"But you can't die my lord!" Exclaimed the imp.

"Exactly! I'm never going to dead so I'll live forever n' drink the bottles of wines to unfrozen- *hic*- make unfrozen the everything's." Assured Merx.

"But my lord, this much alcohol in your body makes your strength uncontrollable!" Worried the imp.

"Are you saying I'm not strong? I'm strong as fuck! Here, I'll- I'll fight somethin' to prooove it! *hic* But not the universes, those guyses are weak boys n' girls n' gals. Imma b-beat a guy beast like me! I'll sh-*hic*-show ya!" Assured Merx.

The bartender then realized that Merx getting out of the castle would stop their excessive drinking so he decided to encourage them.

"Yes my lord, that would be amazing! Go and show your army how you're the strongest demon in this magical multiverse!" Said the imp while he clapped his paws.

"Alrighty then, bye bitches! Your lord's going to show y'all why they're your lord of demons!" Said Merx as they ripped open a portal and fell through it.

Now having let known that the chaos created by the demon lord's presence has faded away into peaceful solitude, every one of the imps in the bar let out a collective sigh of relief in the silence.

"You sure that was a good idea? They might seriously mess up the multiverse." Asked the nurse imp to the bartender.

"Hey, they're no longer in the castle so it's not my circus anymore." Said the bartender as he poured himself a drink.