BULLSHIT! Soukoku

make him mad

"Mmmm.." Chuuya whines while laying on dazai's chest. "When is this bastard gonna wake up?" He questions. Chuuya Could not wait for dazai to wake up. He wanted to bother him more frequently today, just to see what happens. He wanted to see dazai mad, at HIM.

Chuuya sits on dazai's lap and tries to shake him awake. "Wake up you piece of shit!" Chuuya says with the angry white mom mouth. "alright, alright, I'm up!" Dazai whines. "About time." Chuuya rolls his eyes and gets off the bed. He grabs a pillow and hits dazai with it. "You aren't up!" He says. Dazai smirks, causing chuuya to frown. But thats when he got the idea. He starts to smile and turn around. "Dazai~" chuuya says in a singing tone, "We'll be late~" finally dazai got up. Dazai takes off his shirt and looks at chuuya "well, aren't you gonna change?" "Not infront of your ass." Chuuya says, trying to hide his red cheeks. "Oh come on~" dazai says as he pouts. "You look absolutely stupid."

"And you look absolutely gorgeous."

"Ugh, i can't get enough of you." Chuuya says as he goes to the bathroom to change. As soon as they both got done changing, chuuya swoops dazai's hat out his closet and hides it in his pants. He also puts on his coat to hide the hat. "Wheres my hat?" Dazai says "why would i know where your stupid hat is?" "Because, you are literally the only person i live with." "Okay, but why would i have it?" "Because you'll most likely do this." "But i didn't?" "Oh, chuuya. Are you lying to me? Your dearest boyfriend?" Chuuya shakes his head "n-no i am not. I-i mean, why would i lie to you?" "Ah, you know what your right, i probably just misplaced it." Dazai says as he lets go of chuuya's chin. "Come on, we need to go." Dazai says as he reaches out for chuuyas hand. They both get in the car and drive off to the mafia. Later in the day, chuuya is sitting in his office, with dazais hat on, typing "important" things.

"Chuuya~" dazai says as he walks in. "Chuuya? Do you have my hat on?" "N-no!" Chuuya says as he  immediately takes off the hat and hides it. "Don't lie to me, chuuya." Chuuya was lowkey scared at the tone dazai used, but he was also happy, because he was finally gonna trigger dazai.  "Whats that behind your back?" "Nothing, nothing at all!" Chuuya laughs nervously. "Stand up" "Wha-" "STAND UP CHUUYA"  "O-oh ok.." Chuuya stands up slowly. He didn't know what dazai would do but he hoped for the worst. "Oh. My hat. You had it the whole time?" "Yeah.." chuuya nods. Dazai glares at chuuya and snatches his hat. Dazai goes over to the door and closes it and pins chuuya to the wall. "Listen, do NOT EVER, lie to me again, you hear me?" "But its just a ha-" Dazai slaps chuuya "I said , DO YOU HEAR ME!" Chuuya was close to crying "yes." He mumbled. "Say it louder." "yes!" "Good boy." Dazai says as he un pins chuuya and leaves the room. Chuuya finally lets his tears out. Dazai has never been like this before. But chuuya wiped his tears away and put a smile on his face. His plan succeeded.