Magical Mystery Cure My Way

Magical Mystery Cure

[We zoom into ponyville where Twilight opens the window to her tree home]

[Twilight Sparkle]

Morning in Ponyville shimmers
Morning in Ponyville shines
And I know for absolute certain
That everything is certainly fine
There's the Mayor en route to her office
There's the sofa clerk selling some quills

Davenport: Morning, kid!

[Twilight Sparkle]
My Ponyville is so gentle and still
Can things ever go wrong?
I don't think that they will
Morning in Ponyville shimmers
Morning in Ponyville shines
And I know for absolute certain
That everything is certainly-

[Suddenly somepony splashes her with a bunch of water]

Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, that's not funny!

Rarity: Terribly sorry, darling. I'm afraid I'm... I'm not good with the thundery ones. [Twilight looks at her flank and sees she has Rainbow Dash's cutie mark]

Twilight Sparkle: [gasp] Something tells me everything is not going to be fine.

[theme song]

Twilight Sparkle: [Walks up to Rarity] What are you doing? What happened to your cutie mark?

Rarity: Whatever do you mean, Twilight? I'm simply doing what I've done since the day it first appeared. [The sky is a checkered pattern of different storm clouds] Does my sky look fabulous or what?

[ponies are complaining]

Rarity: Too last season?

Twilight Sparkle: Where is Rainbow Dash? Why isn't she handling this?

[Spike and Twilight are heading to Sweet Apple Acres where Rarity said Rainbow was.]

Spike: [yawns] I still don't know what you had to wake me up for. I love sleeping in the rain.

Twilight Sparkle: It's not about the weather, Spike. Rarity had Rainbow Dash's cutie mark and said Rainbow Dash worked on the Apple farm. Something strange is going on... [ Said Pegasus was working in the southern field. and Twilight gets her attention.]

Rainbow Dash: Hey, guys.

Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash! Why is Rarity doing your job?

[Apples crash down on the ground making them bruised]

Rainbow Dash: Horse Apples.

Twilight Sparkle: And what in Equestria is going on.. I thought this was Applejack's and AppleLily's territory?

[Rainbow Dash] (Please do not judge my lyrics I'm not a song writer)

It's kind of hard to pick the apples out of this here tree.
My legs don't wanna work when I buck on the count of three.
my life has takin' a turn that is very quite eerie.
but it has to be my destiny. 'cause it's what my cutie mark is telling me.

[Its revealed Rainbow now has AppleLily's cutie mark. Twilight and Spike head to "Fluttershy's" cottage and see AppleLily struggling to get Fluttershy's animals under control her tail out of its usual braid and food all over her, with her Buttercup flower looking half eaten]

[AppleLily]
These animals don't listen, no, not one little bit
They run around out of control and throw their hissy fits
[cat hissing]
It's up to me to stop them, 'cause plainly you can see
It's got to be my destiny, and it's what my cutie mark is telling me

[AppleLily has Fluttershy's cutie mark]

[They head to Sugarcube Corner where Fluttershy is trying to entertain a group of ponies]