Part 5

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Oz: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

vicky: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy.
*The gang proceeds to get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes*

vera: The ritual. To perform it requires a sacrifice.
miranda: Sacrifice? I nominate vicky.
vicky: Wait, what?
miranda: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.
vicky: I'm 5'9, it's like average height in most of the world!
vera: Its not that kind of of sacrifice guys! 

vera: Between Polly, zoe, Oz, and calculestor -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
liam: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
vera: Oz?
liam: Yeah, but I don't know why.

zoe: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
calculestor: Navy blue isn't your color.
zoe: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after calculestor*

miranda, to brian: ...And I need you and oz to help, and by "help" I mean "do everything."

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