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Third Reich x UK (Part 1) 😈⨷

One of my OTPs heh heh

I'm sorry if it's cringe this is my first fanfic XP

Also:

Third Reich = TR

Soviet Union = USSR

United Kingdom = UK

America = USA

Japanese Empire = IJ/JE

Facist Italy = FI

New Zealand = NZ

No one POV

TR has a secret crush on his arch enemy, UK. He had a crush on him ever since TR met him. Sometimes he would look at a picture of UK for hours. 

He decides to kidnap UK's son, USA, because if UK found out that his son was missing he would know it would be TR and come to rescue his son, and TR will capture him too.. 

It was the perfect plan...

He just needs to find a way to kidnap USA.

He texts JE and FI.

                                                   Almighty Axis Powers (XD Idk what to name it)

卐 Nazi The bitch 卐(9:00 pm)

Hey guys

☭Commie☭ (9:01 pm)

Wat do u want

🎌Furrie🎌 (9:01 pm)

Is it about between you and UK 

🍕Pizza My heart 🍕(9:02 pm)

Lol 

卐Nazi The bitch 卐 (9:03 pm)

Guys can you kidnap USA for me pls

☭Commie☭ (I wont add time anymore XD)

Whats the catch

🍕Pizza My heart 🍕

give meh pizza

卐Nazi The bitch 卐

ok fine just kidnap USA ok

🎌Furrie🎌

ok

(TR POV)

Everything's going according to plan..

ok I go drunk now (XD)

                                           -TIME SKIP TO USA BEING CAPTURED LOL BC I'M LAZY-

nobody POV

USA was tied to a chair, head bleeding because JE knocked him unconscious with a crowbar.

TR smirks at USA's weak state. 

"What do you want..." USA groans out, slipping into unconscious as he spoke.

"Isn't it obvious, America? I want your father. UK." 

"You damn know that UK is with my mommy France, right?" USA glares at the Jew-hater (Sorry to all Jews reading this)

TR's mind was full of hatred, but he didn't show it on his face.

He just muttered something and walked out the room.

(UK POV)

"France, have you seen America?" I said, extremely worried.

"No, honey.. He was last seen walking back from school.."

"Dad? Where's Ame? He promised me he would play UNO with me, NZ, Ukraine and Russia..." Canada also looked worried. NZ was sobbing quietly while Ukraine and Russia were hugging each other. (poor kids 😢)

"I don't know, but I know he is bond to show up sometime..."

I walked out and sat on my garden. I was just sitting down when a letter landed on my lap. It simply read, "To my love, UK." in Bloody red.

I hesitantly opened it.

My dear UK,

I have captured your son. If you want him back then you have to play my little game~

Here's the address: (Insert random address here lol)

Love,

TR

Ughhh.

I just knew it was Nazi. I hate him. I packed some things and decided to go rescue my son once and for all.

TBC

Word count: 443 words