Another cringy Eddsworld Monster Tom fanfic

At the Restaurant- Chapter 2

Tom's Pov:

The car journey was quick but it was none the less painful. For example: Edd and Tord arguing about bacon or some stupid shit- and not to mention Matt constantly staring into the eyes of his reflection and complimenting himself every 5 seconds, after what felt like an eternity in purgatory, we finally got to the restaurant. Edd parked and I jumped out. I was breathing fairly heavily but no one noticed. I started to take deep breaths as everyone got out. We opened the glass doors of the restaurant and sat down. This place felt familiar. Oh! This was the place Edd's future self tried to kill himself- Not the best suicide method but who am I to say anything? "So, Tom what've you been doing all day? You must have been doing something in your room." Edd asked interrupting my thoughts. "Oh nothing really, I've just been sleeping." I responded "All day??" Exclaimed Matt as Tord muttered something under his breath. I heard what he said but I didn't know what it meant since he was speaking Norwegian. It annoyed me- "The fuck did you just say commie?" I growled "Tom, what are you on about he didn't say anything-" I slammed my hands against the table "HE MUTTERED SOME SHIT IN NORWEGIAN" I shouted. Tord grinned "Chill out Tom, you're exaggerating,". "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU SAID" I yelled. "Tom stop being so rude-" I heard Edd say, sounding slightly annoyed with the outburst. The waitress approached us and I sat back down with my arms folded, still furious about the smug ass grin on Tord's face. I looked at my hands and sure enough the tips were becoming pointy and purple. Lucky I decided to wear a slightly oversized hoodie so I ignored it. While I was checking my hands I caught a glimpse of Tord reading fucking hentai under the table- wow. The waitress asked what we wanted, Edd asked for a few cans of coke and a bacon burger, Matt tried a pick up line but not even a second later regretted his decision and just asked quietly for a sandwich. Tord had asked for the same burger as Edd with a glass of (mummy's/j/j) milk. Lastly, the waitress asked me I just wanted to get a bottle of Smirnoff but Edd begged me to get some food so I asked for a sandwich too. Edd struck up another conversation by asking Matt if he thinks that there's anyone more beautiful than him which caused Matt to start a full speech. Honestly I didn't care about what he was saying. Soon Matt's talking turned to a fuzzy mumble as I got a scratchy feeling in my throat. I started coughing which clearly got Edd worried since all I could hear was "Tom.?" repeatedly in my ear until my hearing slowly faded back. "Tom are you okay?" Edd said for what I thought was at least the 10th time. I shook my head and responded "Huh? Oh yeah I'm fine, sorry. Just a cough." "Oh, Alright! I hope it gets better!" Edd said cheerfully. I was still coughing. Tord just stared at me." What are you looking at, do you have a staring problem-? " I asked with a scratchy voice. He didn't say anything and turned to Edd to continue the conversation. I felt something in the back of my throat so I covered my mouth and coughed again. I looked at my hoodie and saw a black, sticky ink looking substance. It looked kind of like tar- but I never smoked. I felt more building up so I dashed to the bathroom. I stood in a chamber holding the toilet seat and lowering my head over it. Soon, floods of this substance came oozing out my mouth. I didn't know how to stop it. All I could hear was a ringing in my ears along with a banging head ache. Honestly, it was pretty painful. The substance just kept oozing from out my mouth to the point when even a little bit was crawling out the corner of my eyes- I heard the bathroom door open and shut, then I heard footsteps and a worried voice asking if I was okay. It was Edd. "Yeah I'm fine Edd, just feeling a little under the weather" I responded, tar gushing out my mouth. "Okay. We can go home if you're feeling sick. You don't have to eat anything.". "No, I don't want to ruin things. I'll just come back to the table once I'm done." I responded. Edd agreed and left. Eventually, the tar stopped but it still stained my mouth. I opened the stall, washed my face and sat back down with the others. The waitress had clearly already arrived since the food was on the table when I sat down. I watched everyone eat as Edd gave me a reassuring nod. I smiled and stared at my plate on the table. Matt looked at me "Are you going to eat anything?" Matt said with a mouth full of bread. I shook my head and Tord scoffed. "There a problem, commie?" I asked through gritted teeth. He just rolled his eyes and went back to eating in response. "Well is there a problem?" I asked raising my voice a little. I felt like everyone's eyes were on me so I just put my hoodie up. "Whatever-" I scoffed. A few minuets later everyone had finished eating, Edd paid and tipped as we headed out the doors and walked through the car park to find our car. Matt kept thinking every red car was ours so every time he saw one he tried to open the door to it. Eventually we found our actual car, we got inside the car and got buckled in. Edd sat in the front of the car and started the engine for the journey home.

Writer's note: Sorry the last chapter was so short and sorry it took so long to finish this chapter. I just didn't have much time and didn't really have the motivation to do it. But it's done now so I hope you enjoyed it! Next chapter may take quite a while too since again, I might be doing other things or just not have the motivation. If anybody has any fanfic ideas please add a comment. I have a few ideas but they're mostly just jokes so I might make a satire book at some point. Basically to sum this up: Sorry for taking so long, thanks so much for reading and Chapter 3 may take a while to come out. Word count: 1111