𝐈𝐤𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐕𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 Oneshots/Story Dump

Showering Together

Ignoring the fact that I believe la therme has multiple showers, we're just gonna say you were taking too long so he had to join you

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"I'm coming in"
"Your what?!" You gasped as the shower curtain opened, you quickly threw your hands over his eyes. The both of you froze, the shower water reminding you that you can't pause life. "How come you can look"
"I'm not" you lied, and then looked back at the shower taking your hands away, Napoleon still didn't open his eyes "Fine" you muttered and his emerald eyes finally met yours. He smiled and then stepped towards the shower, you watched as the water run down his body. He turned around suddenly catching you in the act, he smirked and then pulled you closer "do you need help cleaning your body?" You blushed furiously and then nodded. He smiled and then began rub soap on your body "Do you need me to do you too?"
"No" you paused and looked up at your boyfriend "Nunche if I wasn't allowed to look at you while you could, then you can't touch me when I can" you pouted. Washing off the suds then you grabbed the one towel leaving the shower, the man chuckled as he pulled you back in "The towel!"

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"Can I just come in if your gonna take so long?" You stopped, not that he could tell, slowly the shower curtain opened. You used it to hide your body as you searched the room, obviously it would be empty for you, but you still checked. "I don't see a problem with it" you stepped back still hiding behind the shower curtain, he stepped in. "Did you even bring anything for yourself?" He looked back at you still hid behind the curtain, his look gentled as he reached towards you. He tugged at the shower curtain you were holding on too "No, but can we get a bit of privacy" you bit your lip "It's not like I haven't seen it before"
"You can't say stuff like that" the man reached for your shower supplies lathering himself "the truth?" You swallowed and then finally shut the shower curtain. "What did you have left? Do you need help so you can speed it up?" You pouted at the man as he mischievously stared back at you.

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"If your gonna take that long do you need help?" You switched your head round to the shower curtain separating the two of you "then I can clean with you, two birds one stone" your cheeks were red hot, but you couldn't blame it on the hot water dripping down you. "F-fine" he stepped in with no hesitation but you caught his wrists "but no touching" his eyes seemed to widen slightly, like his plans had been spoiled. "Then how can I help you?" He smirked and you met his teasing gaze with a force "By not touching me" you stepped from the shower allowing him to wet himself. He stared at you as he went under "why?"
"If you touch me" you paused for a moment watching the water drip down his stomach "If you touch me then your not going to leave on" your gaze was stuck on a certain part of his body then you turned "time" you knelt down grabbing a bottle then pouring its contents into your hands, you lathered it on the ends of your hair. The man watched intensely "Just watching you makes me not want to leave on time" you looked over your shoulder, fighting every cell in your body from not running to him and smashing your lips together. "Later" you answered trading places with him "The wait makes it more fun, right?" The man leaned in pecking your lips.

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"I really need to get to this thing, is there no way you could skip a couple of steps?" He begged and you opened the shower poking your head out "Arthur" you scowled at him and he stared back with innocent eyes "What's so important that you need to go to?" The man opened his mouth and no words left his lips. Closing them with a smirk, he shrugged and then stepped into the shower "you caught me" you stepped back letting him in "I just wanted to shower with you" you gave him a look and he reached for the washcloth you were using "need help?" Slowly you let go of it, then turned around. He smirked his hands gently gliding across your body washing you, when he'd done you turned and looked at him. "Where's your bottle?" He blinked at you, and then grabbed his "You wanted to shower with me too?" You smirked as you poured the contents onto the washcloth, your hands on his chest, moving slowly "You caught me"