The Diary of- Well, fuck it.

A Classy Ass Introduction.

Hello and jolly good days guys and gals. My name is Cecilia. I'm nineteen years old. I'm a Canadian queen living in America. Attending a college that I'm not naming because the internet is dangerous- stranger danger kiddos. Okay so that is a terribly boring introduction.

Fuck that noise.

Who even likes introductions anyways? No one, that's who.

Before I begin this sure to be interesting wattpad experience, I'd like to note a few things. You know you have to do that nowadays with the pansies of the internet all up in your shit.

This book (book?) is not to be taken seriously. I'm writing shit about my life and things I think because I think it's awesome to hear the opinions of others and it's kind of just cool to put yourself out there. Especially when I consider that I have made a lot of mistakes that I've worked through- hey, maybe I can help someone. I don't know or maybe no one will give two shits, I'm doing this for me.

Another thing that I will touch up on is my language; I curse like a fucking sailor. I just do. This isn't at all meant to be "proper" literature so it's not going to be curse word free and totally spell checked. I'm doing this shit on my phone and ain't nobody got time for that. On the same note, some might call me uneducated and I will just have you know that I had straight A's through high school and graduated a year early for it. Now in my second year of college I continue to only have straight A's. Just to clear the air on that.

Also I'm sure I'll get called trashy during the duration of this classy ass and well written book; hey, you go. But all I'm saying is I am a classy bitch who spends time sipping tea and reading books, and hey, sometimes I fuck shit up. Do I regret it? No.

This is for the purpose of laughs, cries, and bitching. Make fun of me or agree. Have lovely chats or rants. Do not like that shit? No not read that shit. Let's get that shit cleared as well.

And a bitch can be classy and still curse like a sailor.

You don't make the rules good sir.

Also I may be immature, this is the internet, I'm sure it's not a rule to "be mature" and if you're reading some girls public diary and trying to pretend like you're a super mature adult- check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Already lets just get to the real shit.