The beautiful Goddess [Soukoku]

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"SO! Since i read this book and since it said a woman- i thought of summoning you so you could double suicide with me" dazai smiled

".... How fucking stupid are you to think that a god of life- that makes stuff live- humans Live-and everything- would suicide with some random asshole?? " Chuuya shouted

"It was worth it~" dazai smirked "your unbelievable... "

"Wait- chuuya? The book said that if someone summons some god or something- the god becomes the persons property? "

"This wasn't what it said but sure... " chuuya sighed "that means you'll do what i say! So go get me a beautiful lady to double suicide~" dazai sat on his sofa while chuuya just laughed "what so funny, my dear?

" 1. Do NOT call me your dear- 2. Do you realize that im the god of life- and- idk- a few centuries ago a suicidal man summoned me - he looked DUMB And STUPID. And was VERY fucking ANNOYING. Like you. Anyways- since he was suicidal and i was GoD oF LiFe- my job was to make hin live again" chuuya spoke

"... Did it work? " dazai asked "yes.yes it did work... Tho the second he said he feels alive he was crushed by an Elephant who wanted to sit " chuuya said

"Holy shi- how do i get rid of you??? "

"You cant. I'll leave after i complete my job in making you want to live-" chuuya said "but then everything will go bavk to normal?? " dazai asked again

" yes and no- you will live your life normally again exept i won't be near you like rn and you wont feel suicidal ig- and since its ones of the rules- if somebody i know summons me- then everyone that knew me will have theyr memories of me erased- exept you- and then I'll leave the city and live a new life" chuuya answred and dazai again asked "but why?? "

"You ask to many questions, asshole. But thats because for safety and to keep me being a god a secret... Yk" chuuya said

"Hmmm... So you will leave for ever...how Interesting, my dear. really. ig its worth it since I won't see your stupid yet beautiful little freckled face* dazai smiles

" im sorry WhAt? "

"Nothing~"

Im sorry i didnt upload for a while- also im sorry for the mistakes since i tend to make a lot 😶
Anyways i hope you have a nice day/night and bye bye 👌