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POV Gloria
My large muscles glistened in the rain. I walked away from the murder scene.no one will know
No fingerpkrintsj8 will remain, I slipped off my a black leather gloves and glanced at the misshapen bod6 behind me.
A job well done, as always
One simp down, anothe two to go

I strutted down the street in my thick black combat boots. Chains were dripping from my ears as the earwax slowly throbbed out of them. It came in all sorts of colours and textures but today it was extra dry and a Darkyrllow it looked it's like the buttter u get on ur cineplex popcorn
Out of the corner of my eye, I could see a tall slender figure around 16 feet tall, it was following me.

 It came in all sorts of colours and textures but today it was extra dry and a Darkyrllow it looked it's like the buttter u get on ur cineplex popcornOut of the corner of my eye, I could see a tall slender figure around 16 feet tall, it was follow...

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Suddenly, I was transported to the back rooms
The yellow sponge walls made a squish every time I moved my feet.
I was on guard

Then the figure appeared again, gripping the. Chains sobbing out of my ears.
I yelped as it yanked the chain, more of the metals chains grinding out of my ear and into his hand.
Delicious it grinned and liked the metal chains clEAn of the earwax

I ran to the telephone and called tech support
Hi there is a animal chasing me
Yes download the virus please the deeepk voiced corpse sounding hunk of a hunkie spook phantom
I instantly got off the call and took out my glock
Time to get re of this L gang loser simp
I pulled the trigger at the loft ness monster
Oops wrong one
BOOM
It's fins exploded into cotton candy and I grinned
Delicious
The black figure cont8niued to lick earwax off of my metal chains Hathaway were coming out of my ear drum

You sick son of a sister gorilla beast, I'm going to take your ear dr7ms out and slam my sticks against them and make a new Justin bilberry song

The beast scampered away but my glock was faster than it and I shot it a thousand times
One shot for every lick of my earwax

My cha8ns fell out of my ears and I cried
How dare he take ,u chains out

I cried in despair as the clank of the final chain hit the ground

They were thick heavy chains filled with rust and other guck I couldn't name

All I know is that I picked my belly button and ate the lint
Time to go home
I went back to my five story mansion

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