As the dust settles, Tai Lung is looming over Po in the impact crater.
TAI LUNG (CONT'D)
(Out of breath)
"Finally... oh yes... the power of the Dragon Scroll... is mine!"
Tai Lung grabs for the scroll and opens it. His face falls.
TAI LUNG (CONT'D)
"It's NOTHING!!"
Po stirs.
PO
"It's okay. I didn't get it the first time either."
TAI LUNG
(disbelief)
"What?"
Po gets to his feet.
PO
"There is no secret ingredient. It's just you."
Tai Lung snarls and lunges at Po.
TAI LUNG
"RRRAAAH!"
PO
"AAAAGGGHH!"
Tai Lung attacks Po's nerve points. But Po begins giggling.
PO (CONT'D)
"Stop! Stop it! I'm gonna pee! Don't! Don't!"
Tai Lung's nerve attack has no effect on Po. Frustrated, he delivers a double-fisted punch to Po's belly.
The shockwave ripples through Po's entire body and Po's arms come back and strike Tai Lung, sending the leopard crashing back into a building. Po looks at his hands, amazed at what he just did.
Tai Lung rises from the rubble and runs at Po again. But Po strikes back, using an unorthodox panda-style technique, even getting Tai Lung to chomp down on his own tail. Po gives Tai Lung a butt bump that sends him crashing into a building. Tai Lung emerges and attempts one more lunge at Po. But Po prepares... and Tai Lung is swiftly met by Po's IRON BELLY! He is launched into the air. Po waits... and waits... until finally, Tai Lung appears in the sky and crashes to the ground.
Tai Lung is battered, but still defiant.
TAI LUNG
(Heavy breathing)
"You... can't defeat me. You're just a big, fat panda!"
SCHWING! Po grabs Tai Lung's finger. Tai Lung's eyes go wide.
PO
"I'm not a big, fat panda. I'm the big, fat panda."
Po's pinky pops up. Tai Lung gasps.
TAI LUNG
"The Wuxi Finger Hold!"
PO
"Oh, you know this hold?"
TAI LUNG
"You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that."
PO
"Nope. I figured it out."
He flexes his pinky...
PO (CONT'D)
"Skadoosh!"
KA-THOOM!
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!
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