So I currently play 3.5 edition and my character is this little 3ft tall gremlin rouge named spike who is basically the female version of spike from the movie gremlins and my Party is in a graveyard atm and there are these jewels on each of the mausoleums there is a different gem that is half the size of my character.
Now me being the little ball of chaos I am I've gained like 4-5 gems so far and they are stored in my bag of holding given to me by loki who is my dad (my character just doesn't know that yet) but on a completely different note we have a bard in our party who got given a staff by loki and there is one thing about this staff...
IT GAINS A DILDO ON EACH END WHEN SHE CRITS AND THEN IF SHE CRITS AGAIN SHE CAN RIP THE CREATURE APART
So thats fun :)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I shall update this again after our next meeting on the 18th :)
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