The Lost Nipple (Unedited)

The Lost Nipple

Jack D. Grow

The Lost Nipple

It was a beautiful summer day at the beach for Jack, Jerome and Pierre. The three boys were eating their favorite ice cream flavors. Jerome and Pierre both enjoyed a delicious strawberry custard, as Jack enjoyed his pistachio flavored cream. As the boys were enjoying their ice cream, Jack began to stumble, landing face first in the beach sand. Jack dropped his ice cream which was a bummer, however he would soon come to learn that would be the least of his worries.
As Jack stood up Jerome and Pierre pointed to Jack's chest. Jack has somehow managed to have his nipple ripped off from rough beach sand. In a panic, Jack began searching for his lost nipple. While looking for his nipple, Jack's friends spotted his nipple drifting in the wind. Jack's Nipple appeared to land next to a little girl. Jack sprinted towards the little girl shouting "give me that nipple!" Yelling such a profound thing, Jack managed to awake the little girls mother who thought Jack was talking about the little girl's nipple. A sentence that would startle any parent, the father of the little girl ran over, chasing Jack away from his daughter. Daddy chases Jack, the little girl picks up the nipple as if she's about to eat it, but as she does that a gust of wind sweeps by blowing the nipple out of her hand.
Jack manages to escape from the dad. Jerome and Pierre find Jack hiding in a trash can. They ask Jack if he managed to get his nipple back, with a broken voice Jack said "no." Just as Jack says that Pierre and Jerome spot what seems to be Jack's lost nipple on some little boy's chest. Jack runs up on the boy with three nipples. Jack shouts "give me that nipple" and begins trying to rip off what he thinks to be his nipple. "This is on there pretty good" Jack says, as he is trying to rip off the little boy's third nipple. Jack then realizes this is not his nipple, but is the boy's third nipple. While coming to this conclusion, the dad from earlier sees Jack harassing the boy and begins chasing Jack-off again.
Jack manages to get away from the dad for a second time. Pierre and Jerome find Jack hiding in the playground area. Jack asks the boys where they've been, they tell him about a huge hole these boys dug up that caught their attention. Jack begins explains how he is losing hope on getting his nipple back. Jerome and Pierre come up with the brilliant idea of just drawing a new one on. They draw a nipple on Jack's chest causing Jack to break out in tears, crying out "I'm never going to get my nipple back!" As he says this Jerome and Pierre spot Jack's nipple again, but this time in a spot that they do not like.
The boys spot the lost nipple on the back of the dad who has been chasing Jack around the beach. They start plotting on how to get the nipple back. Jack comes up with an idea, asking Jerome and Pierre where the giant hole was, that they were talking about earlier. Without hesitation Jack tells Jerome and Pierre to goto the big hole they were talking about and cover it with a beach towel. Jerome and Pierre are confused, Jack yells "trust me." Jerome and Pierre run off to cover the hole. Jack then yells and gets the attention of the dad who's been trying to crack him. Jack yells "looking for me? Come get some" and begins rubbing his singular nipple. The dad gets furious and bulls towards Jack. Jack bolts off towards the hole, dad following in a hot pursuit. Jack sees Jerome and Pierre standing near the hole. Jack is running right towards the hole where he suddenly jumps over the beach towel covering the hole, he looks like a majestic deer in the night. The dad chasing him steps on the beach hole instantly falling into the beach pit.
The dad lays unconscious in the beach pit. Jack snags his nipple off of the dad's back. Jack has finally got his nipple back. Jack raises his nipple in the air, celebrating the great adversity he has overcome. Jack proceeds to put his nipple back onto his chest. However, as Jack is about to do that, he stops. Jack looks at Jerome and Pierre, Jack explains "I can't do it. This nipple. This nipple has done nothing but bring pain to this beach and that father who was just simply trying to enjoy the beautiful beach. I no longer want this nipple." Jerome and Pierre are in shock at the remarks Jack just made. Jack turns to the ocean and shouts "Let the nipple be free! Be free nipple!" Jack chucks the nipple into the ocean. Jack, Jerome and Pierre turn their backs to the ocean and walk off into the distance