This is a satiric oc/reader x south park. depending on how many people read this, the viewers will decide weather the reader gets with one of the characters or not. honestly I'm only writing this because I re-read a number of the fanfics and stories...
In the events that I've seen over the course of years, It's been hard for me to adjust to moving back to south park. I'm now 18, and everything I learn in the new coming days makes me wonder if things got better for my friends. I heard Kenny's family actually succeeded in their drug manufacturing and they got rich, stan broke up with Wendy on good terms, Cartman is in therapy apparently... And Kyle's working on a scholarship. I'm proud of them. I hope they'll be proud of me too.
I woke up, brushed my teeth, got dressed, you know the jist, I don't gotta give you a whole diagram of what I look like. what, you expect me to talk about my (eye/color) eyes and make them sound all pretty? Fuck you, that's lame. You don't gotta know about my parental situation either.
We moved into the whites old house. Don't know why they moved out of south park, but I'm kinda happy they did. I wanted to surprise my old friends after I dunno, almost a decade of not seeing them? Surely they'll remember me. Yeah. I'm driven to the entrance of the only damn highschool in town, so they better be at this school. It looked exactly like elementary, just bigger with different teachers probably.
I get out the car with my bag and head Into what I think is the main entrance. I'm guessing it is. I'm actually gonna go on a rant about the moment the first time I saw Kenny. This bitch changed way too much. He looks so good damn ugly I can't stand it. Here's a drawing for reference, fuck you, future mature adult me.
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Mhm. That's what he looks like now. Oh, and now that he's rich instead of neon orange, he just wears some fancy ass tan-ish brown and black. I added the wink because I didn't feel like drawing the other eye. I'm fine with his new outfit...but the mullet pissed me off. Anyways now that I'm done, here's what happens next. So I'm walking over to Kenny, almost everyone who remembers me looks my way (or at least I think they were because of that) and I tap his shoulder. He wasn't even talking to anyone he was just on his new iphone. And I know it was knew cuz that damn phone came out like a month ago. Fuck, forgot the break off-
There. Anyways, he turns to me and goes "what?" And I'm nervous, I'm talking heart pounding, ass quivering, all that shit. And you know how I respond? "It's me! Y/N!" Like I fucking yelled. And he looks at me like I'm crazy, AS HE SHOULD. and he goes "Y/N! Not so loud. How've you been?" And we talk for a hot minute until the damn bell rings, and he offers to show me around the school. Unfortunately our schedules are different, so I only get to see him during 4th and 6th period. That's fine. We're seniors, we can just walk around the school and no one will give a shit.
So he gets me to 1st period after we take a look at my schedule, and he's like "yeah, the other guys aren't in your schedule either, but they're all on the same floors as you during the transitions, so they can help you around the school when I'm not there" or something like that. I'm not even listening because I can't take him seriously with that god damn mullet. Fuck the mullet.
My day went fine, I reunited with my old friends and I managed to get through a school shooting without revealing too much about my... Condition.
