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Oops... (Jaredbur)

TW: Murder, Guns, gun violence, mentioned stalking, obsessive behavior, partially descriptive gore, blood.

"Stupid Jared is always getting me into his problems.." Simp!bur hissed, getting his duffel bag together, loading and taking the safety off of his handgun. "Fuckin' bastard..." He huffed, grabbing his stuff and leaving from his apartment. He huffed, feeling the cold breeze of the night against his skin as he ran from where he had last seen Jared getting chased by a few guys.
Why had he been following Jared, you may ask? That wasn't any of your business. And to be quite honest, he wasn't sure. The uncontrollable urge to watch his pret- stupid face was like a constant nagging at the back of his mind. Simp!bur huffed, wiping at his nose, frowning at the almost constant blood that seemed to be flowing from his nose. " Alright, where are you, you bastard..." He huffed, hearing shouts. Simp!bur perked with a grin as he tightened his grip on his gun and ran towards the sound.
"C'mon guys, we can talk about this-" Jared pleaded, putting his hands up.
"Give us your money, idiot." One of the three guys cornering Jared said.
"I already told you I don't have any-" He was cut off as one of them pulled a knife, Jared winced, ugh. This was a mess. Jared flinched harshly as a gunshot rang out and one of the guys, the one who had the knife, dropped onto the floor, blood pooling on the floor. Jared looked up in shock, finding Simp!bur holding a gun with a pissed off expression... What luck.

"Leave. Assholes." Simp!bur spat, clicking the gun again and getting ready to fire at the other two, they ran off before he got the chance. Simp!bur huffed as Jared looked at him in shock, bleeding heavily. Simp!bur came over, discarding the gun to the side. Jared slumped against the wall, relieved he had been saved but still exhausted from the entire encounter. "I hate you so much, you asshole." Simp!Bur huffed, Jared just chuckled and nodded.
"Sure, Simp." Jared said with a chuckle, Simp!bur huffed.
"Gods, I can't believe I had to help you, you idiot. So fuckin useless and hands- stupid." he corrected himself, glaring at Jared. Jared just chuckled, looking into Simp!bur's heart shaped pupils adoringly before his own eyes widened in realization.
"Hold on..." He trailed off, looking at his lov- friends? Frenemie's eyes, clenching his fists as he stared at Simp!bur, going slightly pale as he continued. "..I never told you where I was.. Nor that I was in trouble..?" Jared said. Realization seemed to dawn on Simp!bur as a wide grin spread across his face, wiping at his nose again, failing to staunch the nosebleed as he chuckled, looking at Jared with a hum and a certain glint to his eyes. He tilted his head, making a chill run down Jared's spine.
"Oopsies..~" He hummed, placing a finger over his mouth and winking at Jared before standing up and leaving Jared to take care of himself, or call Pandora to take care of him. He didn't care which. He chuckled as his walking pace picked up to a skipping pace.
Meanwhile, Jared was just left shocked as he fumbled with his phone, processing what the hell had just happened as he called his girlfriend, aka Wilbur's ex, Pandora.
"Hey babe, I'm kind of beat up in an alleyway. If you could come help me out, that would be great... I just need some bandages and an ice pack if you can grab one.... Yes, yes. I'm fine, somebody came to help me out once they realized I was in trouble.... Thanks, darling." He said, hanging up with a sigh. Had Simp!bur been...Stalking him?