Being A Loser Is My Thing. | NON-Platonic Tommy Harem

01 : Duck.

"You think I give a fuck?" Tommy scoffed at his older brother, Wilbur. Wilbur Innit was 17 years old, senior year. He was the most popular kid in his grade- no in his school. He's like the Paxton of SMP High School. "You should, because the future is coming sooner than you think!" He parked in his parking spot, he was yelling at Tommy for getting straight F's. A new record.

Wilbur acts as if he isn't the same, if not worse.

Tommy grabbed his backpack and shot out of the car, running quickly to the entrance of the school in order not to get scolded longer. He should have second thought that though, as he wasn't looking where he was going. "Ow- hey! Fucking watch it:" He heard a similar voice shout, he looked up to notice a brunette with a tilted frog hat. A nasty look on his face. "Sorry, sorry!" Tommy apologized, walking backwards.

He soon turned around and speed walked into the building. Standing there were four people;

Deo, Purpled, Tubbo, and Ranboo. The school's "owners." They acted like they owned the school, that's because they did. Everyone respected them, wether they wanted to or not. Except Tommy and a few others, which is why they got bullied. "Loser."

"Idiotic fucker."

"Guys, c'mon he lost his mother only a month ago." There was a small deep voice, Ranboo. Ranboo was probably the nicest out of the four, Deo being the second. Tubbo and Purpled were the worst, always so mean. "He's right, we should have morals." Deo muttered.

Purpled shrugged, "I don't give a fuck." The blonde stood up properly and scoffed at Tommy as he walked by, "Motherless!" He laughed. Tommy stared back and stopped walking. "You sound like you bought a bully kit from fucking Amazon." He snapped, his blue eyes staring down Purpled. Purpled gasped slightly, then he gave Tommy a glare that said he fucked up.

Purpled walked up to Tommy, pushing him a little. "Say that again." Tommy stayed quiet, not wanting to speak anymore. "That's what I thought." He pushed Tommy even more, the blonde looked down and walked off quietly. It isn't like he couldn't defend himself, he just didn't want to lose... even if it's a 50/50 chance. Tommy's strong, and independent.

He doesn't have to rely on any man, woman, person.

Tommy remembers a similar incident, Purpled was bullying him and Ranboo actually defended him. "We shouldn't bully him, we might get expelled!" He remembers Ranboo shouting.

"Do you like him or something." Purpled would joke, he would always respond with; "No way! He's a loser."

"Stop scaring off the dorks." The four turned only to see the brunette from earlier, his frog hat was no longer tilted. "We aren't." Tubbo snarled, his eyes glistening in the lighting. "Seems like you are." The brunette walked towards them, "Bedwars." He said as he walked past Purpled.

"Queen." Purpled replied, they were enemies. Clear enemies. They never really liked each other, well they did in middle school. "You two used to be best friends, c'mon now-"

"Shut the fuck up, Deo." Both of them silenced him. He made a whine, an aw sound. Tubbo laughed slightly, "Anyways, what brought you here." He leaned against a random wall, a poster behind him that read something about a talent show.

Fuzzy turned around to see Tubbo, his brown bangs nearly covering his eyes. His frog hat made it worse. "I want to make a tiny deal." He smirked. "Tiny means huge for you, you're tiny and you think you're huge." Ranboo complained. Fuzzy was hated by these four, no one knew exactly why.

"Wow, it's because I'm Mexican isn't it?" He always pulled that card, it always worked especially since these four were white. "Shut up, what do you want?! Spit it out you annoying brat!" Purpled yelled.

Fuzzy shrugged, "I want you guys-" the brunette pointed towards the four. "To make Tommy fall in love with you, like a bet." He smirked. Fuzzy made a confused expression appear on the group, "Why?" Tubbo asked, leaning forward.

"There's a rumor going around, saying he's making it a challenge to not date anyone.. I want to break that challenge, but I'm straight so-"

"Bull fucking shit."

"I'm not into Tommy, wouldn't even want to flirt with him. I'm also asexual, I would want to date another asexual person." Fuzzy admitted. "Someone with blue and purple hair." The boy he was describing was named Nate, he was the perfect boy for Fuzzy.

Purpled stared down at him, their height difference was funny. Fuzzy was 5'5 while Purpled was 6'0. "What's in it for us?" He questioned. Fuzzy smiled widely, "Whoever successfully dates him... gets $200." Fuzzy was rich, of course he'd offer that much.

Purpled grinned, he grabbed Fuzzy's hand and started to shake it.

"Deal."

"Then it's a deal."