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A/n: oh btw, in this au they have phones (obviously), and this story starts in 3rd year with y/n being a slytherin

Mjollnir 🔨

Hey, mjollnir
Thora
Hello?
Hello darkness my old frienddDdD
Thora?
THORA NOTT
Where are you
Thora

WHAT
what do you want

check the new gc i made

Ok wait

da hogwarts hoesss💋🖤

Mjollnir 🔨
Heyyyyyy
Sup, bitches
The queen has arrived 

Gnome🧙‍♂️
Long live queen thora🛐

Theo the chipmunk
Hey lil sis!

Mjollnir 🔨
Oh shut up im only 2 minutes younger
FUNNT AHAHAHA

Gnome🧙‍♂️
.....

Wifeyyyyy
kinda late to the joke girl

Personal Dictionary 📖
Still funny af
Or should i say....
Funnt af

The chosen one⚡
Since when does hermione say 'af'

Mjollnir 🔨
Right?
Like that's a first

Malferret💚
I wish i could donate my sense of humour to you granger
It's pathetic

Gnome🧙‍♂️
what sense of humour?

Theo the chipmunk
what sense of humour?

Foodie😋
what sense of humour?

The chosen one⚡
what sense of humour?

Wifeyyyy
what sense of humour?

Malferret💚
I hate you all

Gnome🧙‍♂️
Love you too🥰

Mjollnir 🔨
Are you sure that's sarcasm y/n?

Gnome🧙‍♂️
Ofc it is

Wifeyyyyy
But are you like SURE sure?

Personal Dictionary 📖
Like REALLY sure? 

Daph🖤
COMPLETELY sure?

Gnome🧙‍♂️
Yes.

Malferret 💚
She said yes, why are you asking her the same thing over and over again
Is a three letter word too big for your stupid brains?

Wifeyyyyy
There's some things that you just don't know malfoy

Foodie😋
Like what?

Gnome🧙‍♂️
Never you mind.
I heard they're serving shepherd's pie.
Why don't you go enjoy that instead?

The chosen one⚡
YES THAT'S MY FAVOURITE

Foodie😋
ME TOO

Malferret💚
All food is your favourite weasley
Fatass

(Meanwhile, on the girls groupchat)

💫 chamber of secrets 💫

Gnome🧙‍♂️
So you have chosen death.
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
HE PROBABLY THINKS IM WEIRD NOW
SUTSIYYIDHKXOYSKYXOYD
UFITDYYD
I HATE YOU ALL
AGHHHHHG

Mjollnir 🔨
Girl chill.

Wifeyyyy
Nothing's gonna happen

Personal Dictionary 📖
He wouldn't have sent answers if he thought you were weird

Gnome🧙‍♂️
He sent answers BEFORE you four fucked up, smartass

Personal Dictionary 📖
Language.

Gnome 🧙‍♂️
English.
And french.
A lot of them actually

Daph🖤
Boys are stupid im sure he didn't suspect anything
You speak french?

Gnome🧙‍♂
💀💀
Yeah

Personal Dictionary 📖
Has any of you finished the potions hw

Mjollnir 🔨
Hermione it was assigned TEN MINUTES AGO

Personal Dictionary 📖
Oh well-
Have you though?

Gnome🧙‍♂️
NO

Mjollnir 🔨
NO

Daph🖤
NO

Wifeyyyy
Im glad im not in the same year as hermione

Personal Dictionary 📖
😭😭

A/n: hermione is a lot, isn't she? So, Y/N LIKES MALFOY AGHHH
Wait.
Does he like her back?
Guess you'll have to wait to find out😬
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