Fart Football (Addaptation)

An old couple went to bed one night, and suddenly the husband farted.

*What was that?* asked the wife.

*It's fart football,* replied the man. *The score now stands at 7 to 0. I'm winning.*

As the woman was naturally competitive, she accepted the challenge and farted, nice and loud.

*7 to 7, tie.* She said.

And so the game went on, the woman meeting her husband blow for blow, the husband matching his wife's prowess in battle, until suddenly, he let go a little squeaker. Oh no, he thought. I'm running out of amo.

*85 to 80. I'm in the lead.* He stated.

A sound similar to a cement truck thundering by on the road in front of their house was heard from his wife's side of the bed.*90 to 85,* she said. *Beat that.*

Now, you have to understand that this man does not want to be beat by a woman. So he is trying really hard when suddenly he accidently shits the bed.

*What was that?* his wife asks.

*Half-time, switch sides.*

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THIS IS NOT MY STORY!!!! SOMEBODY ELSE MADE IT UP BUT I JUST TOOK THE LIBERTY OF WRITTING THE STORY DOWN.