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Johnny knoxville smut

The day of your birthday came to an end,  you didnt do much since you were celebrating with him on the saturday.

"Heya doll" johnny says seductively, leaning against the door frame only on his boxers "hey hottie" you winked earning a giggle from him "what you wanting to do?" "Im not sure..." the truth was you did know, youve known for months now. Under the bed u hid a box with a strap-on inside that u bought months ago but were too nervous to tell him. "Babe... i wasnt born yesterday i know that smile" he spoke softly, striding into the room and sitting on the bed with you "well.. okay this is embarrassing" johnny rested his hand over yours softly and looked deeply into your eyes "baby cmon" "i got a strap on awhile ago-" you were cut off by a howling laugh johnny let out "A STRAP ON?" You laughed along, nodding in response "show me the fucking thing"

You get on your knees at your side of the bed where you located the medium sized black box that had a layer of dust on it already. Johnnys head craned over as u put it on the bed. You opened it slowly and it revealed an average sized pink dildo and a strap that was supposed to sit on your waist. "When the fuck did you get this" his immediate reaction was to pick up the dildo and play around with it "when you told me that the russian doctor said youve got a loose arse" you both began laughing "youve had this for a YEAR? And you didnt tell me?" Johnny flung the rubber dick at you to start putting it together "yeah well... anyway you up for it?" "Yes doc!" He exclaims, taking off his boxers

Once the strap was ready and on you tight you applied the lube that you guys kept on your bedside table for 'funtime thursdays'... this was johnnys name for days youve had sex even if it wasnt a Thursday. He rested on his elbows, ass in the air waiting for you "put on a sexy russian accent" he teased letting out a laugh of shock, hes really about to get pegged. You lined the pink tip up with his ass "are you ready?" You asked "yes! Hurry up!" He winced, clearly wanting this more than you.

With a slow movement you slipped in with ease, the doctor wasnt lying. Johnnys breath hitched and he twitched slightly "you like that baby?" You asked softly "yeah..". You pulled out and pushed back in again, with each thrust slowly gaining pace to ease him into it.

"Fuck doll, speed up alittle" johnny begged, picking his head up from the matress to look into your eyes. God it made you so wet seeing his eyes all droopy and desperate for you "beg for it" you say, cradling his face "fuck... please darling, fuck me faster i deserve it" "good boy" you were supprised at how fast the roles changed but you weren't complaining. You sped up significantly faster, his head buried into the sheets again "fuck!" Johnny screamed.

After five minutes his whines became louder giving away that he was REALLY enjoying this. You reached your hand down and grabbed hold of his dick, it was unbearably hard and the precum was pooling out of it. You matched your pumps with your thrusts sending him into frenzy, he couldnt even moan, his head lay on its side, his eyes rolled to the back of his head and his mouth hung open. A loud grunt left his lips as you felt his load explode under him. You moves slowed down while he panted for air, still moaning softly.

"Good boy" you praised softly, kissing his head. He lay, blissed out, in a puddle of sweat and cum, waiting for you to clean him up.