*Nekomi has created a GC*

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Nekomi: WELCOMMME TO THE NEXT GAME!!

Incorrect: Hm? What game?

SirKitchen: What's with the weird usernames?

Nekomi: That's the game!!! I've decided to make all of your usernames the most embarrasing moments of your life!!

Needles: Oh. That makes more sense.

Teddyyy: wtf.

Clumzyy: aww, who's teddy?

Teddyyy: @Clumzyy Hyota?

Clumzyy: I'm Anya lol

Crash-n-Burn: thats pretty surprising tbh.. i wouldn't take Anya for the clumsy type. Hyota on the other hand..

Teddyyy: Piss off, Tomoko.

Crash-n-Burn: how the fuck-?

Teddyyy: I could sense it in your tone.

Ripper: Well, this'll be fun!! Embarrassing moments make us who we are!!

Teddyyy: @ripper WHY THE FUCK IS THAT YOUR USER

Ripper: Oh, it's Maemi. The story is that i was picking up seashells at the beach, obvi, and my swimsuit ripped
Ripper: I swear im not a serial killer.

MsCookieDough: HAHA, I LOVE MY USER!!!

Hacky: Oh, and what is the story behind that?

MsCookieDough: I ate an entire bowl of cookie dough and threw up for like 30 minutes. it was awesome!! #noregrets

Ripper: Cammy!?!?

MsCookieDough: YEAHHHHHH HEYYYYY!!!

Incorrect: You guys are pathetic. The best moment of my life that Nekomi could find was me failing a test in elementary.
Incorrect: And here Cameron is, getting sick because she doesn't know common sense.

MsCookieDough: Hey!! I do too!! I thought the dough was safe to eat!!

McDick: shit.

SirKitchen: Oh, hi Satoro.

McDick: how the fuck do you know that.

SirKitchen: C'mon, who else would have that user?

Crack-a-lackin: Oh dear. I think i know his secret.

McDick: Venn, ILY, but oh my fucking god, do not say it.

Crack-a-lacking: don't worry, i won't.

Overboard: what's going on?

Ripper: oh hi!! who's this?

*he saw maemi's user*

Overboard: ....

Ripper: ohh... this is Hyota isn't it? it's Maemi, scroll up pls

Overboard: oh..
Overboard: WAIT THEY CHANGED IT TO OUT MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT??

Crash-n-burn: jesus, your not even here and i can still somehow hear your fucking screams.

Overboard: :(

Teddyyy: @crash-n-burn fuck off.

MsCookieDough: Hiii Hyota!! whats your embarassing moment? did you fall off a boat or sum?\

Overboard: ..uh.. close..
Overboard: Soo i was on this cruise and i kinda sorta got seasick.. it was awful

Ripper: Aw, thats not too bad! I'm sure you're not the only one who gets motion sick! I do in planes, it's not really that intense tho.\

Overboard: Are you kidding? Getting seasick infront of 20 people is the most embarrasing it can get!!

Hacky: I can't help but agree with Maemi. getting motion sick isn't embarrasing.

Overboard: .......
Overboard: then i guess i don't have many embarassing moments?... thats weird..

Clumzyy: hey, @crash-n-burn, whats your moment?

Crash-n-burn: fuck off, anya.

SirKitchen: c'mon, it sounds interesting. it's kaizue btw

Crash-n-burn: ok fine. for you kai..
Crash-n-burn: soo, this is kinda just a series of coinsidences.
Crash-n-burn: I was carying a bunch of flower pots, and i uh.. dropped them.. onto a antifreeze puddle (don't even ask me how the hell it got there) and it was infront of like, 5 people, and by SOME coinsidence, one of them had a match. a lit one. my fall made him drop it and the flowerpots exploded.

Crack-a-lackin: oh my. that is quite the predicament.

Teddyyy: @Overboard, looks like you're not the only clumsy one.

Overboard: haha

Crash-n-burn: piss off.

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 07, 2023 ⏰

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