NONSENSE | renhyuck

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friendless stranger

renjun
what do you want from me?

friendless stranger
YOU UNBLOCKED ME 😭💗💗

renjun
just stop yelling my name outside
it's embarrassing for both you and me

friendless stranger
well
let me try my intro again 🥳🥳

friendless stranger
hi im lee haechan 🌻
and as our queen 👸 sabrina carpenter said:
looking at you got me thinking nonsense ❤️

renjun
i'm surprised you can even think
so what do you want from me?

friendless stranger
aren't you gonna introduce yourself 🤔

renjun
why should i?
you already know who i am.

friendless stranger
an introduction would still be nice 😊
and if you could add a photo or smth that'll be better ☺️☺️

renjun
you sound like an old creep.
why did doyoung give my number to you

friendless stranger
so i can sweep 🧹 you off your feet 🦶
unless you already have a boyfriend?

renjun
huh
do people think i'm taken?

friendless stranger
so lee jeno isn't your boyfriend 👬?

renjun
no?

friendless stranger
well are you interested in him?

renjun
i don't see how that's any of your business.

friendless stranger
ok
so
do i have permission to serenade 🎶 you outside your block

renjun
what.

friendless stranger
i'm a music major specialising in vocal performance 🎤🎼

renjun
i don't see where i asked for your major

friendless stranger
and i'll take that as a "yes please serenade me" 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

renjun
you're delusional.
you should see a doctor.

friendless stranger
but the only doctor 🥼 that can fix me is you 🫵
my heart ❤️ needs to be fixed by you 🩹❤️‍🩹

renjun
doyoung said you're nice
but i'm not seeing that at all

friendless stranger
so what are you seeing 👀
are you seeing how attractive ✨ i am ?

renjun
all i'm seeing is a pest who uses too many emojis.
i'm concerned for your emoji keyboard

friendless stranger
ukw?
i'll take pest 🪳 anytime as long as you think 💭 of me 💘💘

renjun
it was a mistake to unblock you

friendless stranger
but if you block ❎ me again, i will scream 😱 outside your block