☘︎Celestia's superior☘︎ Y!genshin x F!modern reader

᯽Decension᯽

"JEAN WHAT THE FUCK?!" I exclaimed as Jean ruined my 50/50 and ruined my chance of getting c6 Yelan. "I am taking your fucking artifiacts. You dont deserve them even if you are the acting grandmaster" I said removing Jean's artifiacts.

"This is why Kaeya is better than you. U little shit ruining MY chance of getting C6 YELAN." I yelled. Suddenly my game started to glitch. "Gurl what the fuck-" were the last words I muttered before I was sucked into my screen.

☯︎Litteraly 5 seconds later☯︎

"Now where am I?" I said as I stood up from the grass. 'Hold on- wait a minute. Somethin' ain't right.' I thought pondering how the actual fuck I ended up on grass. "Holy shit. Dude am I in one of those fanfictions? If I am I better get a fucking harem!"

"Now. Let's figure out where the fuck I am." I said before turing around. "Oh- its that huge ass tree I have to climb almost every day because of my commissions! So I'm in Windtrace. Interesting." I exclaimed looking at the familiar tree. Just then I noticed a very familiar bard under it. 'Holy shit- its my favourite archon Venti. Its my baba grill' I thought but ran away because. Social intercation is ew even if its Venti.

I was heading on my way to Mondstadt when I suddenly heard this annoying- aggitating GRATING sound. "Hey! stop right the- Your excellency! I am so sorry for not recognising you sooner!" She said doing a bow in respect. 'Bitch what? Why the fuck is Amber bowing at me like I am a fucking god or something? Omfg am I op? Am I the divine creator? Lets goo!' I thought becoming so very smug.

"Please. Call me Y/N I dislike when people address me as anything else unless I give permission." I said speaking very maturely. 'Don't Judge me! I have an image to uphold here!'
"Ah-okay yo- Y/N. I can lead you to Mondstadt! Only if u wish to go there of course!" The brunette stated,sweating nervously.

"Why of course! Who wouldn't wanna visit one of the best cities of all time!" I said enthusuastically. 'I am gonna cry if Dvalin is causing chaos fr.' I thought as Amber started to guide me to the city of freedom. "I must warn you, Stormterror has been terrorizing the city for a while but you should be safe under the knights protection!" She said causing me to go throught a whole tornado of emotions.

'Guess I can't just fade into the background as easily as before..' I thought remembering that Amber called me your excellency beforehand. We made it to undeniably one of my favourite city's and no. It is not just because Venti is one of my favourite archons it's because Mondstadt is so fucking beautiful and everyone is so kind other than...𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 individuals.

"Welcome to the city of freedom!" Amber stated as we reached the start of the bridge that fatherle- I mean Timmy was looking over my next mea- ahem. His beloved pigeons. Amber walked through first and the pigeons flew away as Timmy scolded her for it. I shrugged and carried on through before arriving at the front gates of Mondstadt.

Lawrence and whatever his name was bowed upon seeing my precense 'This is lowkey awesome having people bow to me. I could get my self-esteem back with this treatment' I grinned at the thought before bowing to the two men and entering the city. 'Now where is Klee my favourite arsonist child?' I thought before turning to Amber. "Can I meet Klee?" I said looking excited. Let's go talk to Jean about it first as we don't want her to have a heart attack because of the chaoticness and stress of her duty's!" She said before leading me to the hq.

We entered through the wooden doors and headed straight to Jean's office. Amber knocked twice and we heard a small 'come in!' from the other side of the door. We entered the room and I spotted Jean at her desk looking through paper work. "What is it you need? Oh! Your excellency! If i realised you were arriving I would have cleaned up!" She said as she looked at me before bowing in apology.

Sure I was petty but I suppose I can have mercy upon Jean as I had already gotten rid of her artifiacts because she ruined my 50/50. "No need the place looks neat already and please, call me Y/N i'm not a fan of 'your excellency'!" I said as Jean nodded in reply. "Anyways, about why we came here. May I have permission to see Klee?" I said looking at her.

"Please do be cautious though as Klee can be dangerous at times,other than that you have my full permission." She said and with that I left the office before Jean and Amber had to converse about Amber's shift. I headed over to where Klee was and asked the gaurd to let me in. He nodded before bowing and opening the door. I entered the room and low and behold the room was basically in shambles.

I stepped into the room seeing a blonde,bomb-obsessed child surrounded by all of her beloved bomb's. "I'm gonna try....this one next!" I heard her say. "Wait- please don't try those bombs yet!" I exclaimed,worried for my own safety. Klee gasped turning around excitedly. "I have a new friend! Yay!" She said running up to me.

"Do you want to make places go boom! With me?"

"𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝑰 𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝒏𝒐 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕?"

I know I know. I started yet again another fanfic but! This one I will have alot of ideas for!

Time taken: 2 days
next update: no fucking clue♥︎
!This story wont always follow the plot!
Love interests?: revealed in the next chapter!
words in the chapter?: 1001 words!