Saints Row: Bullet to the Heart - Empire in Blood

Chapter 33

~*Harrowgate and Mission Beach.*~

Liquid feces covered buildings, the streets, cars, people, and billboards. All Kyouki had to do was aim to shoot a retching stream of shit. Sophie, her driver of this large septic tank, was entertaining to Kyouki as the woman cackled in both French and English, insulting the Ultor corporation.
She stated Monica was behind hiring her. It seemed the Mayor had her own... shit sorted, just looked for Kyouki to bring the mayhem. A few times from her position in the passenger side of the tinted windowed truck, playing with the controls, her tummy rolled. Kyouki dared not eat anything before doing this job.

This particular brand of poetic justice became much more gratifying when they rolled up to the police station on Harrowgate.

"Sophie, hit the brakes." Ky took aim at the parking lot. "Turn in the lot on our left." There in fuzzy color on the screen controls Troy's personal car.

Sophie was beside herself with glee. "Your just deserts... or someone else's." Maniacally cackling at her own joke. "The corruption is to end, you bourgeois fucks! Hahaha, this is so satisfying no? Open your mouth wide bitches!" Sophie was hysterically giggling.

Kyouki made two aimed shots into the crack open window of Troy's car. Now it's Kyouki's turn to laugh. She graced the other cars with the foul liquid for good measure. They still had more to do.
She would not let that chunk of change go to... waste. They both were laughing as they now coated the front of the station high up the front that would take hours, days to clean up.

The newly remodeled church coated, Ultor executive homes, coated. Ultor building extra coated. They covered all of Mission Beach with the slippery, sticky liquid that she knew would be talked about for weeks.
Oh, the glory of it all, an utter shit show. Today was a great day.

As prompt as ever, the news reported Sophie and Kyouki as "Disgruntled employees."

As Kyouki made her way to Purgatory when she heard it on the radio, she laughed hard; it was all over the news. On the TV, she could see the police station with the police slipping in the foul, noxious muck.

~*~*~*~

'Two disgruntled employees stole a city septic waste truck. Going on a disgusting journey that covered the pristine beauty of New Saints Row. We are unsure if they were tired of the workload, or unhappy with their pay. This is Jane Valderamma back to you, Jack.'

~*Aisha's*~

Showered, smelling fresh, Kyouki's next stop was to Aisha's for dinner. Seeing everyone was there, she pulled up to the curb parking. Keys jingling unlocked the door, pushing it open. "I'm hooooome...?" The looks they gave her when she stepped through the door.

"Kyouki Irrisa James!"

"I didn't do it!"

"Like the hell you did!" Her Aunt and Tracey ran after her with belts and switches in hand.

The sounds of Kyouki screaming when she bolted from the door and laughing up the street into the chilled evening air with the two women chasing after her had the house in tears.

~*~

Tired and starving, Kyouki headed back into the house, getting an earful from her aunt, mostly. Kyouki explained she had little choice, especially with how much they offered her for the job.

"And who did you say paid you?" All of them leaned in to hear the answer for what happened.

"The Mayor."

Gat threw up his hands and walked away. "Fuck outta here!" Aisha shook her head, Mimi, Tracey and Bobby just closed their eyes. Pierce, Brian and Shaundi couldn't believe it.