The perfect two. (homestuck fanfiction)

lookDISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING BUT MY FANTROLL! ALSO DON'T PATRONIZE HER TYPING QUIRK PLEASE!!!!

RECOMENDED FOR OLDER/MORE MATURE READERS

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My name is Jacey Gold, but most people just call me Jace. I am six sweeps old and my Leuses is Pytonethes which for you humans is basically a giant skeletal snake. My trollian account name is ArtimusDeath (AD) and this is my typing quirk: ¥£§ ¡ kno\/\/ ¡±§ h@red ±o r£@d (REALLY FUCKASS I DIDN'T NOTICE) §hu±up K@RK@±! \/\/@¡± \/\/h@± \/\/@§ ¡ §@¥¡ng¿ (Sorry if you can't read that and that was to show you all of the strange things I do when I type.) What is my blood color, umm well actually my last name is accurate for that, yes I know I'm a mutant please don't judge me because than I would have to beat the shit out of you. My weapon of choice is the bow and my backup is a bowstaff. (a big stick that I whack people with) I can basically beat the crap out of any one. I haven't met any only who was stronger than me other than my Leuses. I wear a floor length dress with a golden skarf around my waist. I wear my ebony hear in a high ponytail and keep it in place with an engraved bone from my Lexus yet it still manages reaches the ground. My sign as a circle with in another circle with a star encased in the smaller circle. My horns rise 3 feet above my head in a tight spiral.

Today I is my first day of school due to the fact that my Lexus is so over protective. I am *hesitates* intrigued by this new challenge. Though I am comprehensive because I don't believe that I will fit in, well that and the prophecy.

The prophecy is that a troll like me, one with golden blood, would rise to power and rise to the rank of a deity and save this world from its self. Its a load of hoofbeast manure if you ask me, but some of the trolls actually believe the lies that the ancients try to put in our heads. *shakes head disappointedly* I hope that no one cares.

*AT SCHOOL*

"JACEY, HEY JACE, YO FUCKASS!!!!!" screams Karkat.

I shake my head and turn around to face Karkat " ¥£§ K@RK@±¿" my cool anger shakes him "Do ¥ou π££d §om£±h¡πg, or @r£ ¥ou ju§± b£¡ng @ du§h£b@g¿"

He steps back half a step before saying,"GOG WHAT PISSED YOU OFF SO BAD?"

I point behind me and he followed my finger and sees the huge Leuses trailing me"HOLY SHIT WHEN YOU SAID YOUR LEUSES WAS A SNAKE I THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING SARCASTIC!"

I shake my head, "§@dl¥ πo, m¥ §±@±£m£π± \/\/@§ ±ru£±hful." I look down and examine my injured elbow "¡± do£§π'± h£lp ±h@± ±h£ o±h£r ±roll§ §@\/\/ m£ bl££d." I murmer quietly.

----------------------------------------------------------------------HOW DID YOU LIKE THE FIRST CHAPTER? PLEASE TELL ME WH

AT YOU THINK, BUT DON'T BE TOO HARSH IT'S MY FIRST FANFIC. ANY SUGESTIONS ABOUT KARATS REACTION? AND BY THE WAY HE IS MY MORAIL AND MY FANTROLL DOESNT KNOW THAT HE WANTS TO ME MY MATESPRIT. (AND BY THE WAY A=@ E=£ N=π I=¡ S=§ Y=¥ NAMES ARE ALL CAPS ?=¿)

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OK THIS IS CHAPTER TWO OF MY FAN FICTION IT WILL BE A FLASHBACK FROM KARKAT'S PERSPECTIVE OF WHEN HE FELL HORNS OVER HEALS FOR JACEY SO PLEASE DONT JUDGE.

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*FLASH BACK*