Partners in crime~~~

A new day.

"WALLLLLLTTEEEENNNNNNNN" I heard my mothers voice yell my name- well it isn't my name just a name she gave me but- oh whatever, I quickly jumped out of bed and fell on the floor, my huge round body broke the ceiling and I crashed down to the kitchen. I looked up and seen my mother more pissed off then a dragon trying to blow its birthday candles. "Y-y-y-y-y-yes mom?..." I say shivering as my eyeliner that I never take of rolls down my face, "walten. Your going with your grandmother on a trip around Europe for school" I felt something run down my ass crack which was probably the roach that sleeps with me. "WHAT EUROPE?!?! BUT BUT BUT ALL MY FRIENDS-" she yells back at me, causing me to shart a little bit killing the roach down my ass crack, "NO BUTTS MISSY NOW GO BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH I CAN SMELL THE PUBES STUCK IN YOUR MOUTH." I run to my room and pack my shit, Europe?!?! That's across the fucking earth why the hell do I have to go?                                                                              **2 hours pass.** I heard the doorbell ring, it's my grandma about to pick me up to go to stupid fucking Europe for school, I grabbed my phone and texted my lover sav that I won't be here in Canada for awhile, *hey sav baby mash potatoes honey gravy my maple syrup...I need to tell you something...❤️❤️❤️* my heart racing more then when I ate those 89 Tim hortons burgers. She finally texted me back, *what is it.* she seems so pissed, god I'm so annoying. I quickly texted her back *so urm I'm so sorry to tell you this, like fr bro I am fr sorry but I won't be here for awhile, I'm going to Europe with my grandma and I promise you I'll try and make up for our anniversary* I wanted to cry more but my eyeliner was already dripping from the sweat I had earlier from walking up the stairs, she texted back "ok." God she hates me she really does. "Walteeyyyy! It's time to go sweetheart" that's my grandma calling me shit... it's time to leave.... AT THE AIRPORT OF CANANDA. "Waltey did you make sure to bring Alll of your bags??" said my grandma, I roll my eyes how dare she care if I forgot to do something that is important not to lose. "URGGGGGGGGGG yes grandma...where are we even going first?" She looks to me and smiles god I hate that old bitch, "first we're going to Slovenia! They have beautiful Lakes there!!" ATTENTION EVERYONE WHO IS BORDING FOR SLOVENIA GET THE FUCK ON THE PLANE ITS LEAVING YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHITS IN A TIN CAN. "I think our plane is leaving grandma we better hurry!" We run and run and run and run and I almost didn't make it, I dropped my suitcase and went back to get it, out of breathe and unable to see because I also dropped my glasses I see a bording line name tag, I didn't have time to read it all since I'm very blind, all I know is it said "slov" and I was to lazy to read the rest, so I ran in and now bording the plane. I texted sav *hey savvy!! We're on the plane to Slovenia!!! I will def get you some supa cool pics fr!!" 1 second passes since I texted that and no reply, god I'm gonna cry on this plane...I quickly brush it off, maybe she's busy. I close my eyes and I take a nap. SNOOOORRRRR MIMIMUMIMI SNOOORRREWWWW MIMIMIMI. END OF EPISODE 1.