Partners in crime~~~

i dont think were in Slovenia...

I wake up to hot drool running down my mouth, but the plane laned, great we're in Slovenia...great. I look around for my grandma and I don't see her anywhere, I think to myself "huh, that's so weird..maybe she got off early", I put on my glasses and I go to the bags pickup spot, and I seen a huge sign, "WELCOME TO SLOVAKIA. " my nose grew a bit more in shock, I'm in Slovakia...not Slovenia... I got on the wrong fucking plane and I don't even have the rest of my bags! Shit I only have my phone and it's dead fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, I quickly run out the airport and somehow found a high school that was called "fuck my mother in a zoo highschool for gifted kids" or fmmiazhg for short. I wiped my tears and I ran into a guy, 6'1 with cyan orbs, and he kinda smelled like cheese. My snot from crying landed on his bright orange shirt, he said to me "what the actual fuck 😀" I panicked and started crying more and ran into the school that I don't even go to, I ran so much I'm sure I lose 1 pound so I deserve 5 burgers to celebrate my weight lost, there I found a music room and a stage with no lights, and I started singing a song...fight song... "THAIISISS IS KY FIGHTTT SONG TAKE BAVK KY LIIFEEE SONG ILL PLAY THE RIGHT SOONNNGGGGGGG MY POWERS TURN ON STARTING RIGHT NOW ILL BE STRONG ILL PLAY MY FIGHT SOONNNGGG" and when I thought I was alone a entire crowd of pepeople started to cheer, including the princible . I shed tears and eyeliner, the principal says to me "WOW WHAT A HORRIBLE VOICE YOU HAVE! WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO HUMBLE EVERYONE!!! please join our school " and I accepted! I texted sav that I'm going to be in Slovakia studying for awhile, she still doesn't answers, today I get my new dorm mate tho. *DAVES POV* ah man today I get a new dormate and a new dorm since my last one shitted everywhere, that bitch JK I hope he fucking chokes on a kebab stick. But I ran into a fat girl the other day with long hair and eyeliner, must be from Canada. I can smell the maple syrup on her, "well here goes nothing" I say to myself, I have confidence since I'm wearing such good drip rn:

I opened the door.... *WALTENS POV* I finally got a chance to take a shower, I used my 30$ shampoo 80$ conditioner and my hair still looks like it's more fried then American food. I dry my blonde hair and put on some more eyeliner:

It looks so good! Now I just need a super dooper cool fit! I know exactly what I'll put on:

Costed me 6000$ at Walmart! What a good price! I throw on my favorite perfume

Perfect! i heard the door opened, who can it be? My new dormate or my grandma about to beat my ass for walking into the wrong airplane. I heard a voice, "uh hello? Is anyone there-" we looked into each other's eyes (I want to kill myself writing this) and we just started giggling, "hey! Your the boy I ran into yesterday haha! So sorry about that I wasn't doing alright during that time.." then said to me with a bummed out face "ooohhh damn that sucks, so sorry about that" we started talking for a bit about certain things "so your from Canada? Huh that's cool, what in the world brings you here?" I then remembered all the bullshit that just happened the other day and I didn't want to be embarrassed for mixing up Slovakia with Slovenia, not yet atleast, "uh ykw it's a long story and it's been a long week I'm just going to head to bed haha" I say while playing with my burnt hair. "Oh well alright I guess I'll be doing the same! I'm Dave btw" (I want to fucking hurl please fucking kill me now I can't take living anymore) "oh well everyone calls me walten but my real name is bia-" just as I was about to finish, I got a text from sav, "hey I like um used your money on your credit card hope u not mad lololololol" I looked at my phone a bit sad, Dave looks at my phone too and asked what's wrong "oh it's nothing! It's just my girlfriend back in Canada texted me and I just miss her that's all hahahah" he seems a bit tired, "oh I didn't know you had a girlfriend? Your gay??" I jumped at his question "well I'm a lesbian but...now I'm not sure if I am because of a..certain person" GOD WHY DID I SAY THAT?!?!? WHAT AM I EVEN TALKING ABOUT UHHHSHSHSHSHDHSHSBSB I panic really fast "Oh well that's interesting I guess, I'm heading over to play fortnite- I mean sleep sleep!!! Haha" he was about to head to his room but then he turned around, "oh yeah walten, there's a carnival Saturday and I was wondering if you'd like to go?" I jumped up with joy and immediately said yes!!!! we both headed to bed kicking our feet and screaming into the pillows, but why do I feel this way? I have a girlfriend that I love and who loves me....or....does she?....... END OF EPISODE 2