Jennie sets out to meet her ex Kai for a casual hookup but there are three problems: the first is that, thanks to a bet she lost with Jisoo, she has to wear a ridiculous sexy Santa costume. The second is that Kai gave her the wrong address, and she's definitely just accidentally broke into a stranger's home. The third is that said stranger happens to be a gorgeous woman, and she just passed out upon walking through the door and laying eyes on that Good Christmas Cleavage.
Rating: Mature
POV: Both
D/S: Topsè/Switch
Content: Smut, Crack, Humor
Word Count: 9,200
Original: Ho Ho Homo by DreamsAreMyWords
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"I am not wearing that."
Obnoxious tinkling breaks the silence as Lisa scowls and shifts her weight on her legs, looking down at the sweater she's holding up over her torso for Chaeyoung's opinion. Chaeyoung stares in frozen horror at the offensive sweater with unmasked disgust that curls her upper lip.
"What's wrong with it?" As though answering her question, the sweater jangles again as Lisa moves it.
"Look at it." Chaeyoung wildly gesticulates at it. "That's the most hideous thing I've ever seen in my life!"
"Uh, yeah, that's the point of an ugly Christmas sweater. To be ugly."
Chaeyoung shakes her head, aghast. Lisa balls the sweater up and throws it at her, bells ringing again. Chaeyoung opens it to look more closely and finds it is in fact just as hideous up close. It's a knit sweater, lurid green and decorated with real bells, with the words "Jingle, Jingle! Wanna Mingle?" plastered across the front.
"You're being harsh," says Lisa, primly adjusting the crease at the hem of her own ugly sweater—a nicer muted green with "Resting Grinch Face" stamped above a cartoon grinch. "That sweater cost a pretty penny at the local Walmart. A whole five dollars."
