FederalNation : Hey, Y/O/N?
Y/O/N : yea, whats up?
FederalNation : Nothing, i just wanna ask how you're doing right now.
Y/O/N : ah..
Y/O/N : im doing fine, i just got done watering my plants, thanks for asking
Y/O/N : wbu?
FederalNation : What does 'wbu' mean?
Y/O/N : it means what about you
Y/O/N : do u not know any internet slangs or something?
FederalNation : I presume not, I'm not very much a 'internet guy'.
Y/O/N : huh i guess that make sense now
Y/O/N : oh, ur a guy?
FederalNation : Yeah.
FederalNation : Anyway, for your question, I'm doing quite swell. One of my duties have been cancelled, so I'm not doing much right now, it's peaceful.
Y/O/N : thats great!
Y/O/N : whats your job, anyway?
FederalNation : that's classified, I'm afraid.
Y/O/N : well damn, okay then
Y/O/N : well, what about pets, do u have one?
FederalNation : Yes, i do
FederalNation : I have two guard dogs, they're one of the only things that keeps me alive.
Y/O/N : thats nice
Y/O/N : what breed?
FederalNation : Let's just say, a German shepherd and a Bloodhound.
Y/O/N : thats hella cool, i wish i have guard dogs
FederalNation : You don't have them? You really should. Guard dogs can protect you alot and make you safe.
Y/O/N : i know, but i dont think im financially stable enough for them, cant even have a cat or something
FederalNation : do you at least have some sort of defense tools you carry around?
Y/O/N : yeah i do, but sometimes i dont carry them around with me
FederalNation : why not? I thought you humans can be a bit dangerous, it's probably safer for you to have them at all times
FederalNation have deleted a message!
Y/O/N : what was that?
FederalNation: Sorry. I just had an autocorrect, let me type it out again.
Y/O/N : oh
FederalNation : Wouldn't it be safer for you if you carry them around at all times?
Y/O/N : oh of course it should be, i just tend to forget grabbing them
Y/O/N : but no biggie, theres no creepers around my town most of the times
FederalNation : Oh, okay. Just make sure to not forget if you're gonna go out
Y/O/N : dont worry, ill try
FederalNation : Seems like i have a new duty to tackle over.
FederalNation : hope to talk to you again soon, goodbye.
Y/O/N : me too, byee
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