The Maximov(a) family

Chapter 2: D3@d Parents (yes, that is a Beetlejuice reference)

 TW: Mentions of d3@th

CW: Bl00d, kn!v3$, d3@th threats and gvn$

"Hi, sweethearts!" Sarv greeted when Essie joined the call.

"Hey, mom!/Hello, mother." Essie and Affie greeted.

"Sorry we didn't call or text you last night." Sarv said. "Something came down."

"It's okay, mom." Affie said. "BF and GF got drunk last night, so we weren't available either."

"Oh dear..." Sarv said in concern. "Are they okay?"

"They're fine." Affie said. "They're going through a hangover, obviously, but other than that, they're okay."

Sarv sighed in relief.

"What happened to you, father, Selever and Rasazy last night, if you don't mind me asking?" Essie inquired.

"You know how your dad and brother have been getting into heated arguments all week?"

"Yes. Why do you bring that up?"

"After breaking up ANOTHER argument, I went to the bedroom to relax, and I asked myself what we could do about them because things can't go on like this. I started to wonder what it would be like if your father didn't have such a tragic past. Would things be different now? Would they still be fighting like cats and dogs until Selever becomes a legal adult? The idea that popped into my head just as I was about to drift off made me not only rethink this whole situation, but also made me question my sanity."

"What was your idea?" Affie asked.

"To resurrect your father's parents from the dead." Sarv answered. "I made a portal to the Dearest mansion and, despite me and your father hating their guts, asked Girlfriend's parents for guidance."

Flashback...

"And why should we help you?" A man with gray hair, lilac skin and black eyes with red pupils who wore an open black suit jacket with no shirt that revealed his chest hair, black pants, a belt with a gold buckle, a silver watch and black shoes asked.

"Mr. Dearest, please!!" Sarv pleaded. "I'm desperate here!! I know you hate me, but please!! Just this once!"

"No-" Mr. Dearest cut himself off when Sarv glared at him, her eyes glowing hot pink, nonverbally telling him that he's screwed if he doesn't comply. "Fine. I'll give you the spell. Wait here."

Flashback ends...

"I am very surprised that Mr. Dearest instantly said yes, considering his personality." Essie remarked. "Then again, he and his wife DO fear us due to our status as the royal family of [Heck], but are too prideful and arrogant to admit it."

"Yeah, it's times like that where I'm thankful that I'm basically the devil herself." Sarv said. "Anyways, after getting the spell, I teleported to the library and reviewed it before going over to your father and your younger brother."

Flashback...

Ruv and Selever were in the kitchen, making snacks and glaring at each other when the other wasn't looking. Sarv went behind her husband and took a deep breath before tapping his shoulder.

"Ruv, sweetie, I have a favor to ask." Sarv said.

"Of course, love." Ruv said as he turned to her. "Anything."

"I...I need a drop of bl00d from you." Sarv asked.

Flashback ends...

"Why would you need dad's bl00d?" A weirded out Affie asked.