Teacher: alrighty class!! Today, we are going to be drawing portraits of our whole family!! Now everyone come up and grab a piece of paper!
*everyone starts working*
Teacher: *walks over and kneels down to look at a kids drawing
Teacher: hi Bimbi!! Who are you drawing?
Bimbi: I'm drawing my daddy!!
Teacher: let me see!! *picks it up*
The drawing:
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Teacher: where's your mom?
Bimbi: my mom? I don't have one.
Teacher: you don't have a mother, than how were you born?
Bimbi: I don't know, the only woman I know of is Juuli, and she's dating my dad. But that was after I was born.
Teacher: *looks at the drawing closer*
Teacher: ahh!! Is this your mom?
Teacher: *points to Nori*
Bimbi: nooooooooooo!! That's my other daddy!!
Teacher: let me get this straight, you have 3 dads and 1 mom? How does that work?
Bimbi: nooooooooo! I have 4 dads, and a step mom. My real dad is named Cigbu, and I hate him. He has a girlfriend named Juuli. I don't live with Cigbu, I live with my daddy Dex, who was one of cigbu's friends. And Dex is dating two boys, Nori and Ony.
Teacher: ah, ok. Well, how old is Dex?
Bimbi: oh, he's 17.
Teacher: 17? That's way to young to adopt a child!!!
Bimbi: but he's the one who got me out of my abusive household so I love him.
Teacher: I suppose you're right, also. Why is Ony called "Ony the animal" ?
Bimbi: ohhhhhh!!! That's because he's an animal in bed!! 😊
Teacher: oh, o-ok 🥲
Teacher: *gets phone out*
Teacher: hello, CPS?
Teacher: yeah, I have a report to make-
I just had to write a little crackhead thing for this drawing, snoozy_astro hope you are ok with me using Bimbi in this!!
