So it's a comedy. Pls don't take anything seriously... trust me don't. Non cannon ships/cannon ships. The timeline makes no sense and i hope i can make you laugh
The name's Douma:marcus Daki:Daki Muzan:Muzan jackson Kokushibo:Mom Akaza:respect woman Gyutaro:Gyutaro Yoriichi:Yoriichi Nakime:1 eye Hantengu:5 face Gyokko:fish pot Koyuki:Koyuki Kaigaku:Kaigaku ———————————————————
Mom:Wtf did he offer you
Respect woman: ...
Marcus:Change my name
Respect woman:No
Marcus:why not D:
Mom:Akaza don't you dare to ignore me
Respect woman:Don't blame me okay
Mom:I'm not gonna promise anything
Respect woman: ...
Mom:Okay okay i'm not gonna get mad at you
Respect woman:So i kinda have a wife up there
Marcus: You're married?!
Respect woman: Yes now stfu
Marcus: :'(
Daki: I want a photo of her
Respect woman: Ok
*Respect woman added a image*
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Daki: ... is she single?
Respect woman: i literally just said she's my wife
Daki: ...Damn it!
Yoriichi: want me to add her?
Respect woman: yes!
Daki: yes!
Respect woman: ...
Daki: ...
*Respect woman made Yoriichi admin* *Yoriichi added Koyuki* *Yoriichi made Koyuki admin*
Daki: are you single
Respect woman: is that a death wish?
Koyuki: so i guess that's you Hakuji
Respect woman: yup you're so smart:)
Koyuki: aw
Daki: ...so are you single?
Respect woman: istg if you don't stop that i'm gonna-
Koyuki: Hakuji!
Respect woman: ... sorry
Mom:😧
Daki:😧
1 eye:😧
Fish pot:😧
5 face:😧
Marcus:😧
Gyutaro:😧
Kaigaku:😧
*Muzan jackson is online*
Muzan jackson:😧
Marcus: hey koyuki i think you should read back :)
Respect women: Douma istg
Koyuki: okay
Koyuki: ...
Koyuki: Douma you look adorable as a kid
Marcus: aw thanks :)
Marcus: that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me :')
