Sara: I wanted to remind you guys that you can ask any of us questions! Feel free anytime!
Tony: Yeah, I kind of just like chatting.
Steve: Chatting? Who uses that word anymore?
Tony: Interesting for an old man to say that considering he was probably around when people did use the word 'chatting.'
Steve: *gives Tony a hard stare* You know, -
Natasha: Okay, boys, that's enough. We don't want anyone getting in a fight here.
Thor: What are you, their mother? *twirls hammer* It's probably about time to give them a good beating. Then they'll keep their mouths shut, won't they.
Tony: I'd rather you not do that.
Steve: *pulls out shield, holding it in front of him and Peggy* Son, just don't.
Thor: Maybe next time. *sits back down beside Pietro*
Wanda: I don't think you'll ever get a chance to hit them like you want.
Thor: *frowns* But I wanted to...
Wanda: *patting him on the back* I know you do, buddy. I know you do.
Anakin: *leans back in his chair, sighing in satisfaction, crossing one leg over the other*
Red Skull: Are you wearing a skirt?
Anakin: *darts up from chair* Excuse me? Say that again and I will literally- *pulls out lightsaber, spinning it in his hand* -slice you. In half.
Tony: Like fruit?
Natasha: That is completely irrelevant to this conversation.
Red Skull: *chuckles* I don't think you want to do that.
Anakin: Really? *ignited lightsaber, it hums loudly as he twirls it* I think I do.
Tony: I'm starting to like you...what's your name again?
Anakin: It's Anakin. Anakin Skywalker.
Loki: Sky Walker? *chuckles* What kind of name is that?
Padmé: The cutest one. *stands on her tiptoes, pecking Anakin's cheek with a small kiss*
Thor: So what is your affiliation with this man? Crushing? Dating?
Padmé: Married.
Mace: Married? Skywalker, we have a lot to discuss.
Anakin: *laughs nervously* She said acquaintances, Master Windu.
Tony: *sips some coffee out of his mug* That doesn't sound anything like married.
Anakin: *shoots him a look*
Tony: What?
Natasha: He's sorry.
Sara: Sure, okay...let's just all accept that Tony's smart comments will never dissipate.
Natasha: You're right about that.
Sara: Aren't I always. *laughs* I think logically, unlike most teens.
Tony: Great to know. Bye, people.
Sara: Wait, Tony! I'm not done!
Tony: Too bad.
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Avengers Meets Star Wars Chatroom~Ask Us!
HumorWhere the Avengers meet the Star Wars characters! You can also ask questions, just like my Star Wars "Ask" series! Hope you enjoy!