1: the chair (angst)

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the fat pug woke up. it opened its eyes but it could barely see because of how fat it is. its skin covered over its eyes and it struggled to see between the rays of sunlight that shone into its teary eyes.

it looked sad. it always looked sad.

it decided to waddle around the kitchen, waving its shit-like tail thats swirled exactly like a shit. it smells like shit too.

it smelled food on the table. it tried to jump on the chair, but of course, his fatness was truly hard to overcome. he fell over and the chair toppled over too. it made a very loud noise and the pug growled with anger. he bit the tablecloth and pulled it, causing everything from the table to fall onto the ground. breakfast!

the fat pug feasted on his newly found meal. however, this feast did not last long because his owner walked in. the owner SCREAMED AND SCREAMED at his disappointment of a pet while the pug just looked at him, completely dumbfounded with its disgustingly deformed face.

the owner kicked the fallen chair at the pug and the pug was really sad.

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