I wake up in my striped black and white bed. I sit up ready to plan abit of mischief.
I get out of bed and look at the mirror on the floor. I might steal a desk today and maybe I'll get away with it if i grab a hostage or two.
I walk past my bathroom. No point in brushing my teeth since im not trying to impress anyone.
I go downstairs to the messy kitchen. Hm no food. Guess im robbing breakfast aswell. They cant tell off a kid for being hungry.. can they?
I was never really taught basic rules really.
I get on my shoes and mask. i slept in my clothes last night.
At the shop
I walk in with gun in my back pack. "Hiya what can i do for ya kid?" The lady at the counter says. I pull out my gun. "Give me money.. and throw in some nutella, pancakes and a desk" i reply "uh.. um this is my first day kiddo.. pls put the gun down or ill get the heros" she mumbles "NO! Im hungry ok! Do what i say or you wont be alive anymore" i shout and thats when people scream.
The screaming attracts a hero. The WORST ONE. I hate this one. He's in his 20s. I think hes 22 and his names lemon man (get it like the cavetown song lemon boy). "Excuse me villain! Put that gun down!" He shouts "Oh fuck off!" I yell.
He starts running towards me "oh god sakes! Can i not eat?!?!" I scream as i run out the shop. The heros righr behind me. "You're going to jail when catch you!!!" The stupid man yells.
I run to my house and open the door breathing heavily. "GOD IM SO FUCKIN DUMB!" i shout slapping my arm "WHY THE FUCK DID I RUN HERE!?!".
"I can hear you villain open the door!" Shit shit shit. Tears prick in the corner of my eyes as i lock the door and go up stairs.
Where do i hide?? I just go in the wardrobe.
I get in the wardrobe as i hear my door getting kicked down. Why is this guy so persistent.
I usually keep my laptop in here so i picked it up and logged in. I open Netflix and put in one earphone calming down abit while watching rick and morty.
The hero starts walking to my door. I turn off my laptop and cover my self with a fluffy blue blanket.
"Kid i know your here.. i honestly kinda feel bad for you. Your house is a state and where are your parents?" I whimper feeling abit fuzzy.
"I know your a villain but i wont turn you in if you just come out.." i slowly crawl out... i dont know why im listening. "Come here kiddo.. whats your name?" I wobble over. My legs hurt from running. "R-river.." my voice is gross. "Hi river im Matthew but you can call me matt." I nod "how old are you hun?" Im 2.. no no im big im 16! "16" i whisper "oh doll.. dont you think your abit young to be a villain?" I shake my head no "old enough!" He just hums
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