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What da hell is dat? - SovAme 💖

(yes, can u believe it

i have risen from the dead

requested by: @1nk_Pupp3teer (p.s. sorry it took so long))

=Soviet's POV=

Ame was out of town for the day, leaving me home alone, bored out of my mind. Russia is out with his siblings at a theme park. Reich is doing stupid shit with Japan and Italy, that I don't want to participate in. And Britain and France are having their own 2 person, romantic, tea party date at their house. Though, I could just barge in and be a third wheel. 

Nah, Britain would kick me out for interrupting them. 

I groan in boredom and annoyance, throwing my head back over the back of the couch. 

Why is everyone doing something today!?

I guess I can just play games for one person until I also get bored of them. Then I can "patiently" wait for Ame to return home.

I stood up from the couch and moved over to one of the cabinets underneath the TV, grabbing out Jenga, a deck of cards, and newspapers. Yes, they still exist in this day and age. The newspapers hade crosswords and spot the differences in them, so I can test my old brain. 

I started off by doing the crosswords, some I don't know because it has to do with games, shows, movies and songs that I haven't heard of. 

From there, I did the spot the differences, played Jenga, giving myself heart attacks and anxiety, and lastly many rounds of solitaire and clock.

Overall, that took.

"1 HOUR?!" How have I been doing all this shit for only an hour!?

I took a deep breath and relaxed myself. I reached into my pocket and pulled out my phone, going into my contacts, clicking on Ame's. Can you believe it? I can actually use a phone? So weird. Amy taught me, after many, MANY tries, that involved yelling, shouting, frustration, and maybe tears. Point is, I can work a phone now. 

(bold is America, italics is Soviet)

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- Hey  Amy

- When are you going to be home?

                                                                                                                                     - Wassup vodka drinker                                                                                                                      Imma be home by aroooouuunnddd 8pm
                                                                                                       why? u miss me??? <3 

- U can't prove anything. 

                                                                                                                                        - You didnt deny iiitt~~ 😘

- ¬//^//¬

- Also use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation and overall English, Ame. You're the one with English as their first language, not me.