Gravy Lands

Chapter 1

Long time ago, in Mustard Royalty's kingdom, in Mustardland, there was a beautiful pillow princess, who had the power to control feathers. They were the strongest of them all, their power to control feathers was so powerful, that they could create, fly and much much more with it. They might have more power if only they could see more than their personal space...

Well, anyways, there is also the Nipple Knight, he has superstrength and the ability to learn new kinds of magic, he got it in a lab accident, because of Professor Feet. Mustard Royalty was so impressed by the Knight himself, because they saw his potential, (as he is far from powerful) that they've decided to give him the opportunity to prove himself with his talent. He had to find the Unknown. Yet he knew only one thing, that this creature was from darkness itself...

Mustard Royalty, thought that the Nipple Knight was the only one worthy and mighty of finding The Unknown and defeating him. So, as the clock hit midnight, the nipple knight got sent away into the far lands to be trained and taught of new abilities.

The first stop was Pillow Princess' House. Nipple Knight knocked and immediately after that, he got slapped with a pillow in the face. Ouch. After he recovered he saw more feathers, than a figure of the person standing right in front of him. "What do u want in my house?" they said. "Ouch, brutal much. We're gonna have a fun time here I see." said the knight. The PP, as shocked as they were, has thrown all their feathers to the side so the knight could see them clearly "I don't know what you want, but there is one thing I can guarantee you: We, will not have a fun time, nor will we spend time together at all." "I wouldn't be so sure about that dear princess.. The mustard royalty has sent me to you for your training. They told me you were the strongest, yet all I see is a pillow clown" said the Nipple Knight proudly. After a few seconds of silence and misbelief, PP attacked the knight with their feathers. They outlined him perfectly leaving him hanging on the wall. "Clown you say, huh?". Nipple Knight tried to say something but he could only spit out the infinite number of feathers from his mouth.

PP smiled and sat in the air with their legs crossed. With the snap of their fingers, he was set free, still choking with feathers. "So love, can u finally tell me why you're here? Pay attention to your words, if you don't want to 'have a great time' again." They said. "Mustard Royalty.. fuck these feathers are everywhere.. Mustard Royalty said that you could teach me some valuable lesson, about ur ability?" PP looked at him with boredom plastered on their face "I knew that already, they have messaged me about their great plan.". They stood up and kneeled before him. "Are you sure you can handle it?".