Palutena's Guidance (Random edition)

Zagreus

Pit: What the- Who is this? Pittoo?

Dark Pit: You must be dumber than you look, I'm way much cooler than that.

Palutena: That's-

Zagreus: I am Zagreus. Prince of the Underworld, and son of Hades and Persephone.

Pit: What?! Hades is you dad?!

Palutena: It's not the same Hades that you've faced before Pit, from what I heard Hades has been busy doing paper work and had him going through trials to send message to the gods.

Pit: That sounds like a lot of work.

Viridi: It's a lot more than what you've been through Pit, he literally made his way from the underworld to Mount Olympus himself.

Zagreus: So you must be Pit, my father has told me tales about you.

Pit: Yeah, that's me!

Zagreus: I imagined that you'd be.....Taller for the angle to defeat a god. Not the size of the goddess of Nature herself.

Pit: HEY!

Viridi: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that's rich! To think that you were taller and not the size of- *Realized what Zagreus said* HEY!

Palutena: Jokes aside Pit. Zagreus is not something to be taken lightly, he maybe different from his father and other opponent you've faced in the past, but he's equipped with weapons given to him by the other gods he met through out his travels.

Pit: Yeah, so was I.

Zagreus: What Palutena means is that I was actually given weapons and moves that were presented to me by the other gods.

Viridi: And most of them being moves you and Dark Pit wish you had.

Pit: WHAT?!?!

Dark Pit: No way that Hades son is stronger than me.

Zagreus: You are welcome to challenge me after I'm done with my current battle....Pittoo, was it?

Dark Pit: Don't call me that!!!

Zagreus: Oh. Before I forget. "In the name of Hades! Olympus, this is an official message!" I do hope you quickly figure this one out Lady Palutena as you as well Lady Viridi.

Palutena: Now what can this be? An invite of some sorts from your father. Well as much as I can't trust him after our last altercation, I can't decipher what it says, perhaps meeting the others will help.

Viridi: Hmm...I hate to admit it but I can't tell what it is neither.

Palutena & Viridi: But maybe after this battle. Good luck Pit!

Pit: ....Mommy....

Dark Pit: Can't help but feel sorry for ya.