if I was in LAZYTOWN?!?

chapter one

It was a wonderful morning bird's singing, flowers blooming, and best of all I actually got a good night's rest but that doesn't last for long because when I got out of bed a portal yeah a fricking portal was right under me so... hooray!

_______itsuki's(me) pov:_______

"My ass hurts...." I said quietly "alrighty where the hell am I because I'm for sure not in my bed" I said just above a whisper "wait!" I shouted louder than expected " I'm a god I can just..." I trailed off as I saw sportagay in my view "....holy moly I'm in lazytown" I said quite surprised "EKKKKKKKKKKKK IM IN LAZYTOWN MY FAVORITE CHILDREN SHOW" as soon as I said that I covered my mouth and ran it won't be easy to hide though since I am seven one, but nevermind that it will easy be to run from the gang since I am about 100,000,000,000 years old...... Good lord I'm old.

A girl in pink looked away from her friends and noticed a tall woman running at first she thought it was Robbie Rotten because of how many disguises he has but the woman was much taller than Robbie "hey guys! Who's that lady over there?" She said quite curious about that woman running, after she said that all of her friends turned their heads too where she was looking and they all saw the woman that was in violet clothing it was quite revealing too but after a while of talking and staring they all decided to go after the woman and see what she was up too.

"Oh shit they are after me I have to run faster" I said in an alarming voice but just my luck sportagay was In front of me and those little shit where behind me being super smart I jumped (no not off a cliff or building yet) I jumped higher than sportagay so I was ok for now but just then something just snapped...it was my leg I then fell on the leg that snapped and screamed in agony.

The blue elf then quickly went to my aid to see what it was that was wrong and saw that my leg was broken "we need a med kit fast" "no need I can take care of this" I said and pulled out a med kit and fixed the wound after five minutes I took off the cast "wait you need that to help your leg feel better" the short blue elf had said " don't worry it was healed already" as I pulled my leg out sportagay and the kids had saw that my leg was better in a matter of five minutes. The kids and Sportacus looked in awe.

"Are you guys ok you guys never seen a go...... Nevermind" I said almost revealing my secret "uhm can you let go now please" the blue elf then realized that he was still holding on to me he then let me go and started to apologize " please calm down it is fine you were just worried no need to apologize" I said with a fake warm smile I then stood up quickly " mind telling me your guys names" they all looked up at me and stated their names "my name is Stephanie" the loud pink girl said " my name is stingy" the boy in a yellow shirt said with a piggy band held in his hand "my name is pixel" the boy with strange looking headphones "my name is Trixie" said the boyish looking looking girl "my name is Ziggy" said a kid with a lollipop in his hand probably the youngest in the gang " and my name is Sportacus" said the young man who was shaking my hand "nice to meet y'all my name is itsuki but you guys can calle kiwi" i said smiling gently while still shaking sportagays hand I then let go.

"Hey itsuki wanna join us and dance" Stephanie said in a really perky voice " I would but right now I can't I have to find somewhere to stay as I'm new in lazytown and don't have a resident" I said scurrying off to the mayor "bye itsuki see you tomorrow" they all said in an unsion "good bye dears I'll be out tomorrow later I might be busy though"

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Hello hello it is the author here I hope you enjoyed this as this was probably my longest chapter I have ever in my life post will be every Sunday, Tuesday sometimes Monday, and Friday continuing on this story will have profanity, mentions of r@pe(my au with Robbie) and me shipping characters well not the minors of course all the minors ( Stephanie, Trixie, Ziggy,stingy,and pixel) will all be aroace in my au have a problem leave bitch sportagay being yk gay and Robbie being yk gay also(he pan sexually) ok I'm taking a lot so I'm a cut this short.

BYE BYE I LOVE YOU GUYS STAY AWESOME, STAY SWEET, AND BE NICE TO EACH OTHER BYE GUYS(yes I stole that from azzyland she's my fave)