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~* A Very Bored Wilford *~

Dark was reading a book, flipping the pages every 5 minutes. Wil, however, was very bored. He didn't have much to do on Tuesdays. 'Do I not even have any chores to do for amusement?' he thought to himself. Soon enough he started to kick Dark's boot. "Wil, could you stop doing that? It's kind of distracting me," he said. "But Dark, I'm fucking booooooored," he said back. "Fine, I'll stop working for 5 minutes so that we can spend time together," "Okay," Wil said with a smile.

Of course, the only interesting place was the Ego House. Full of Iplier Egos.
They showed up outside and saw that the Jim's were having a picnic. Wilford decided to walk over there and talk to them. "Hey Jim and Jim, whatcha up to?" The pink ego said with a smile on his face. "Jim and I are just having a picnic, it's the perfect weather, isn't it Jim?" The smaller Jim said. "Yes Jim, it's lovely weather today," The taller Jim said, tapping his phone, probably looking at ratings.

"Well, you two have fun!," Said Wilford.

At this point none of the egos knew that Dark and Wilford were dating. They decided to keep it a secret since they would tell Mark.

"Oh, youse is back I see?," Said Yancy, brewing a cup of coffee. "Yep! Me and Darky decided to come visit since I'm really bored down in the Void," explained Wil. "Yes. He was being a pain in the ass basically." Dark said with an unsatisfied look on his face. The three talked for a while until someone slammed their hands on the table. "WHICH ONE OF YOU BROKE MY GOD DAMN CHARGERS?!" Google shouted, Yancy looked over at Illinois. "What the fuck, I didn't touch it. Yancy was the last one there," he said. " Liar! I was with youse all morning!" He said back.

They all argued about who touched the charger until Bing walked into the room.

"Guys. I broke it," he said.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD, ARE YOU JOKING ME?!" Google stormed off and pulled Bing down the hall. Distant 'ow's' were heard.

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