Upon staying at the Ego House for a week or so, Wil decided that he wanted to go swimming, but of course, he did not want to go alone, because then it would be sad and boring. He brought it up during lunch to all of the Egos (Except for Jim, Jim, Dr Iplier and Host, who were off on travels)
Dark spat out his coffee all over Yancy. "What?! I-" he said, he wasn't angry, just sort of embarrassed. "Come on, it'll be fun, I haven't gone swimming in a while, and I'm sure Yancy hasn't either since... Prison?" Wil said back, look at Dark as his red aura glowed brighter. "Fine. But I'm not doing it," he said in reply. Wil had never seen him in a swimsuit before so that was embarrassing to him.
"Is it because you don't how to swim-" Wil said in a mocking tone. "What? N-no." Dark said stuttering. "Well. Stop being a bitch and come swim with us," He says, almost sounding sad. "...Says the shortest one here," Dark says under his breath. "HOW DARE YOU!" Wil shouted back. "YANCY IS SMALL TOO!" He shouts, completely forgetting that they are all supposed to be the same height. "Fine," Dark says with a sigh. The smile on Wil's face is the biggest smile Dark has ever seen. He seems like a kid at Christmas.
A few minutes later, Wilford, Yancy and Illinois came out with their swim suits on. The only one not there was Dark. Google can't swim, because he is a robot, so instead, he just went to charge himself since his battery was running low.
Soon, Dark came out of his room in his swimsuit.
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"Oh my god! You look amazing!" Said Wil, Yancy nodded in agreement while Illinois just stood there. "Come on let's go swimming!" Yancy shouted while dragging Illinois with him.
Outside, Dark was sunbathing... Kind of. He was laying under an umbrella on a towel. Wil came over to him. "Are you just gonna sit there all day? Why don't you come join me!" He said. Dark grumbled. "I prefer sitting in the shade." He said, sipping a glass of wine. "Are you sure? I brought sunscreen for you," he said, tossing it at him. "Maybe in 5 minutes, but right now, I'm laying down," he said with a sigh. "Okay, see ya Darky!" Wil said while waving with a smile. Dark could hear a splash from the pool, turns out it was Yancy accidentally splashing water on him. "Oops, sorry boss!" He said. Dark merely just looked at him and put on some sunglasses. He admitted, this was very relaxing, more relaxing than doing paperwork all the god damn time.
Dark had 2 glasses of wine and decided to actually go in the pool. He jumped in and scared the shit out of Wil. "AHHH! Oh, it's just Dark-" he said, almost falling deeper in the pool. "Haha, who's the big baby now?" Dark said, mocking him.
