This silly little rivalry
Makes me think you lied to me
Saying we'd be friends
Right unto the endBut now we fight
For all the right
to St Charles or Kentucky
And maybe I'll get luckyAnd we'll combine
What is yours to what is mine
To let this fight cease
To make way for peaceAs we both wear a ring
Stop this whole damn thing
Seal it with a kiss
The fight won't be missedPeople will gawk
As we stroll down the boardwalk
Hand in hand
This game of monopoly is finally at an end