Tommy was sitting on a roof top with his eyes closed. He opens his eyes. The sun starts to come up, the gold colors of blue and purple rise into the sky. "it's beautiful huh mate." Someone says behind tommy. Tommy whips his head around looking at the figure in surprise. He sees a man with gold(?) hair (and stubble) blue cold eyes (like his own) "it is quite beautiful, king" tommy says to the man. "what's your name kid?" The man asks. "what's yours" tommy defects. "philza Minecraft but you can call me Phil" the man- apparently philza answers. "Now you tell me your name" he says. "tommy" he says "no last name?" Phil pushes. "It's none of your business" tommy says ending the conversation. "Allright tommy, why are you out here you know the vampires could find you." Phil asks confused. "Well, I love watching the sunrise and I know I'm safe" tommy answers. "Because of the hunters?" Phil asks. "No, I know I could get away". "You Know?" Phil asks with confusion in his voice "yep" tommy say popping the p. "alright" that was the end of that conversation. (For now, at least) after a bit Phil left. Tommy just stayed there. Ring shide bang ring. Tommy looks at his phone. Tubbos calling, he sighs and then answers "hello Bossman" he says. "Hello king" tommy says. "You got to get ready for work Bossman". "I know tubzo" tommy says while hopping off the roof. Tommy walks to El café nublado, the café he works at. "Hi Sam nook, do you know if puffy is here I need to talk to her?" "sí, tommyinnit Ms. Puffy está en la parte de atrás" Sam nook answers. "está bien, gracias Sam rincón" tommy says to Sam nook. "De nada, tommyinnit". "Adios Sam nook". "Adios tommyinnit " Sam nook says before letting tommy though. "Hello puffy, do you know who changed Sam nook into Spanish mode?" Tommy asks puffy, "no, actually I didn't even know he was in Spanish mode" puffy answers him. "Anyway, ill change him back later, what did you need me for?", "well, I just wanted to see one of my favorite woman" tommy says. Puffy looks amused, she laughs "I love you too tommy" she says. "Also, Sam will be here later". "awsamdude!" They both laugh. "Get to work, tom" puffy says. "Alright poofy" tommy say before running out of the back. "That little shit" puffy says.
A BIT LATER
foof ding the doorbell rings "Hola" Sam nook says. "Huh?" A man says. "Hes saying hello, idiot" a low almost emotionless voice says. "Oh, h0lq" the man says "that's not how you say it" tommy says walking over. "it's Hola not h0lq". "Oh, like Hola?" The man says "yea, any my names tommyinnit, what can I get you?" "uhhhhh" the first man hesitates "can I get a café negro?" The second man says. "And for you?" He says looking at the man "Refresco de Naranja Sunkist please" the first man says. "That is really sugary drink, are you sure?" Tommy asks. "Yes, I am kiddo" the man says. "I'm not a fucking kid", "whatever gremlin"."that's better, name for the order?" Tommy asks. "What do you just want to know my name kid?" The man teases tommy. "Now of course not, but I'm being nice and not giving you Sam nook" tommy says. "it's Wilber, but now you have to tell me yours" the man-apparently Wilber says. " Who said I have to tell you my name" tommy says. The other man (who had bubblegum pink hair) looks at Tommy's name tag "he's name is tommyinnit" he says. "really" tommy says while looking at him with the most dead looking face the man had ever seen (and he has "seen" dead body's) "well now you have to tell me your name" tommy says. "Another day gremlin, I want my coffee" the pink hair man said. "Well until you give me your name, I will not put the order in" tommy says at this moment puffy comes out. "tommies are you being a gremlin again?" Puffy asks "maybe" tommy says. Puffy sighs. "My name is techno now get me coffee" the man-techno said. "One Refresco de Naranja Sunkist and a café negro coming up!" Tommy says going to go get the drinks. "Gremlin" techno says under his breath. Techno and Wilber sit down. Later tommy comes with their drinks. "2 two drinks for Wilber?" He yells. Wilber comes up and takes the drinks "what not going to give me a tip?" Tommy teases. "Fine here you go gremlin" Wilber says as he dumps a bill on the table "thank you kind sir" tommy jokes. "Heh have a good day gremlin ill come back to bother you soon" Wilber says before sitting back down with techno. Tommy checks the tip "holy shit" he says before looking at Wilber who looks up to him and smiles. He double checks the tip "100 fucking dollars" he mutters. "Fucking rich fuck" he says. After Wilber and techno leave his day goes how it usually does. "Ugh another fucking Karen" tommy says. He looks up at the clock. "Fuck yeah" he says, taking off his work uniform. Tommy walks out of the café. "Got to lock up for the night" he mutters before locking up the door. Someone clears their throat behind him, tommy stops for a second before continuing. He turns around to face siren, from the sleepy Boi's inc coven, though Tommy can't think of a good reason the head of the coven named it that.Tommy sighs and then asks "what do you want". The vampire makes a surprised noise. "why aren't you running." He asks in confusion.
Tommy's Pov
I didn't care and just ignored him waiting for an answer. I'm very inpatient right now, because I want to see blood. Once he waits for me to answer, he realizes I won't speak until he answers me. "it's quite obvious, isn't it?" The Siren says. I stared at him pretending to be confused. "u-uhm" he studders looking embarrassed at me not understanding, even though I do. "I-I m-mean" I laugh at his stupid act. His face gets red, and I laugh even harder. "Don't look now THE GREAT SIREN is flustered" I laugh. He stares at me looking closer, he gasps a little, so I stop laughing. "Oh no." He pouts "you defeated me" he says dramatically."I laugh at his antics. "Retreat!" Siren says with a little glint of amusement in his eyes. "Oh, you better" tommy jokes. Tommy starts to chase Siren using the keys as a faux weapon. They both laugh. Siren runs and says "I will retreat for mow, but I shall be back!" "Wait, DID
YOU JUST SAY MOW?" I yelled at him. His face blushes in embarrassment.(this will be continued on this chapter, I just don't have time right now)
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