Obey Me x Male Reader [One Shots]

[Fluff] Lucifer is such a dad

Reader type: tired/sleep deprived male reader
Warnings: bratty reader, Luci is pissed, the brothers are scared [aka nothing bad happens]
Requested by: my brain 

(M/N) has been pulling all nighters for the past 3 days, the only time he'd sleep is when he was in class and that only lasted a few minutes. The brothers could tell (M/N) hadn't slept because he'd slightly become snappy when it came to a few things. The brothers began thinking of ways to make the human sleep since he refused to just give in easily. "What if Belphie just knocks him out with his powers?" Asmo suggested "and have him be angry with me afterwards, no thinks" Belphie said "how about we actually knock him out? You know like hit him upside the head" Mammon suggested "that could seriously hurt him" Satan said with a glare.

"Why don't we make a pillow fort then tie him down in it so he's forced to sleep?" Beel suggested "that could work but he'll get angry at anyone who ties him down..." Levi said "this is getting us nowhere..." Lucifer mumbled "well do you have any bright ideas?!" Mammon snapped "yes actually, I'm going to have him drink Barbatos sleep tea" Lucifer said "already tried that, he was suspicious of me and refused to drink it" Satan explained. The brothers were once again stuck, they needed (M/N) to get some sleep but were all slightly scared that the human would snap at them and tear them all a new one.

Soon enough the human they were all just talking about walked into the dinner room. (M/N) stopped and stared at all of them "what is going on?" he asked "w-we're just all having a b-brothers meeting" Mammon said nervously. (M/N) was about to walk to the kitchen but Lucifer stopped him "(M/N), I think you should get some sleep, your work can wait and you are obviously exhausted. Humans can't handle not sleeping for so long" the black haired demon explained "I'll be fine, I'm not exactly a normal human, am I?" (M/N) said, venom lacing his voice. "(M/N)! If you continue to not get any sleep we will have to use drastic measures" Lucifer said with a glare. The human male glared back "yeah right, I'd like to see you try, if you haven't forgotten I have a pact with you all. You boys can't stop me" (M/N) said with a smirk before going into the kitchen and getting some food.

Lucifer was so pissed off his demon form popped out "l-Lucifer! Calm down! You know he's trying to push your buttons!" Mammon yelled, trying to cool his older brother down. Lucifer took a deep breath and sighed "if he doesn't sleep soon, I'm going to kill him with my own hands" he said with a glare. The others hoped their brother was just joking but knew that if the human kept pissing the oldest off then (M/N) might actually get hurt. A few hours later the brothers moved to the library, they figured it'd be better to talk there "maybe we can get Solomon to put (M/N) under a sleeping spell. He wouldn't really know it was us" Asmo suggested "doesn't he need to consume something for it to work?" Levi asked "what if we get Barbs involved? He has a lot of weird powers so maybe he can do something" Mammon suggested.

"What if we get (M/N) favorite to get him to sleep? That way they won't be in too much trouble with him" Beel suggested, everyone was quiet for a bit "that...actually might work" Satan said. "So who's (M/N) favorite?" Belphie asked, this time everyone was quiet because they didn't know. Of course everyone wanted to say it was them but who was the actual favorite? "Should we ask?" Beel questioned "and have him possibly yell at us? No thanks!" Mammon answered "well that idea was useless..." Levi mumbled. Lucifer huffed before walking out of the room "hey, Lucifer. Where are you going?" Mammon asked "I'm going to knock (M/N) out" he answered leaving the room.

Everyone looked at each other before panicking and chasing after their oldest brother. Everyone was trying to stop their brother and make him come up with a plan first. They were only trying to stop him because of what Lucifer had said earlier that day. Once they got close to the humans door (M/N) opened his door and poked his head out, confused by all the noise "what's the commotion all about?" he questioned. Next thing the human knew was that he was being dragged out of his room from the collar of his shirt by Lucifer "all of you stay put" Lucifer said with a booming voice. The others stopped in their tracks, too scared to go further, (M/N) was confused "where are you taking me?" he asked "I'm putting you to bed" Lucifer said as he continued to walk, dragging the human behind him "what! Hell no! Let me go, I have work to finish!!" (M/N) protested.

Lucifer stopped in his tracks and pulled (M/N) closer to him so that they were face to face "listen here, you've had nothing but a bad attitude and it's aggravating. So unless you want me to teach you a lesson about the way you speak to me I suggest you get. some. sleep." Lucifer lectured. (M/N) was quiet for a moment before his surprised face turned into a pissed off one. "You seriously think I'm going to just listen to you that easily?! If you even tried to hurt me I could just use the damn pacts I have! You talk big for someone who doesn't even notice how fucking-" (M/N) was cut off but Lucifer going into his demon form "you are getting some sleep whether you like it or not. Do I make myself clear?" Lucifer said, his tone showed that he wasn't having any of it. The prideful demon was sick and tired of (M/N) sassy attitude, the human didn't dare say anything else. Lucifer took the human to his own bedroom, wrapping him in a tight blanket cocoon. After putting an eye mask over the male's eyes Lucifer turned out the lights, before he left he heard the human mumble "I'm not a kid...". Lucifer was going to say something but figured it'd be best not to, he wanted the human to sleep as soon as he could.

The next day everyone was eating lunch when (M/N) came out, with a yawn he sat at the table to make his plate "so how was your sleep" Lucifer asked "it was nice but now my clothes smell like you because of your bed" (M/N) said with a glare. "Well it wouldn't be an issue if you had just gotten proper sleep" Lucifer mentioned as he took a drink of his tea "you're such a dad" (M/N) said with a small smirk. This caused Lucifer to choke on his drink, the others began to burst out laughing "he really is!" Mammon said through laughter. "I am not," Lucifer said with a glare. "You so are! You gave us all a curfew and checked our rooms" Asmo started "and you also lecture us to get our work done" Satan continued "not to mention you punish us if we mess up" Belphie added "you are a dad!" Levi said. Everyone continued to laugh while Lucifer became embarrassed.

[A/N: hello everyone! I know I was gone for a bit and said I kinda give up but I'm still writing privately and I originally was going to come back on Valentines day but lost track of time. I got put in the hospital. but I want to TRY to come back, slowly, I might start a new male reader book that is multi-fandom. I'll keep this up and update it with a story whenever I want to. I have a few Obey Me story's that I can upload but I don't want you guys to get used to a schedule so I'll update this whenever I'm bored ;) ]

[that's a joke, I'll update once I go through the other story's and fix any grammar I can]