Tord:hello
Everyone:Tord?
Tord walks on stage alongside his roommates
Geoff:surprised since we're talking about challenges why not see some contestants now who watched it?
Everyone sans Ezekiel raises their hand
Ezekiel:squid game?
Gwen:remind us to show Ezekiel it
Everyone clampered with agreement
Bridgette:So how was the overall contest?
Katya:it was good man
Edd:besides the fact that I thought my friends were leaving us
Matt:And the fact we almost died
Tord:yeah thank God we didn't
Matt and Tord hold hands
Owen:so did we all nearly died some multiple times
Edd:yeah so did we well except Kim and Katya I guess
Katya:we've been zombies before though twice in fact but luckily we got cured
Tord:ill say
Gwen:So what was one thing you regret about the whole thing?
Edd:picking my line
Matt laughs
Edd:seriously I'm glad I got a star and not an umbrella I'm still suprised Patryk made it
Sammy:not gonna lie when I was on that bus I seriously thought you looked good Tord
Tom:wait....YOU COMPLIMENTED US
Sammy:yeah I mean robot arm guy looks cool
Tord:thank you Sammy though people might think that this robot arm is cool to me it is but also a nightmare
Everyone looks saddened
Tord:this represented one of the last good things of my life before having to join that army and the last of the house *starts tearing up*it took me so long getting used to this thing but it keeps reminding me of what I've done....blowing up my friends house nearly killing my friends.....and for what to save someone dead from the start I'm glad to be here but sometimes I wonder what if I didn't survive or what if I never came back?
Some people start tearing up after that
Ezekiel:dang man that's sad trust me that's kinda how I felt when I slowly descended into madness I thought to myself is there a chance for me to return to my old self?is there a way I could win?is there a way to finally get genuine friends I did
Sugar:yeah you did
She pats him on the head
Tom:look Commie all that's in the past man I mean no one died and honestly I kinda like the apartments more than that old house
Edd:yeah man your cool
Dj:I mean I least the robot attack didn't kill anyone like my cooking
*sniff*I'm still dealing with problems
Lindsay pats him on the back
Matt:yeah Tord we still love you don't feel bad like Sammy said that robo arm makes you look hot
Tord gets hugged by his roomates
Katya:honestly we weren't there for that robo it's just been a month since we moved in
Dakotazoid:you guys are cool man about that squid game I kinda considered signing up but figured out that I would've been at the odd one out or something trust me I can't even beat dalgona
Ezekiel:oh that one sounds interesting
Trent:ok out of all the games which one do you think was the worst?
Tord:excluding the one I nearly died in I'd say glass Bridge it literally is luck based no skill pure luck I've had nightmares were it was over a bottomless pit
Tom hugs him
Tom:yeah honestly babe im kinda glad you eliminated me and
Suddenly the portal opens again were I hop out
Me:yeah so it turns out my universe Max also made one you know some youtuber called Mrbeast actually recreated it
Tord:that sounds like mrbost
Me:well I'm pretty sure whoever wrote this story uses mrbost instead as a obvious parody
They all look at me
Irl me:how in the heck did you even know about this being a story?
Trent:This isn't canon just comedy
Irl me:oh can you plz stop
Trent:k
Owen:forgive me for asking this but which fall one was scarier the robot or the waterfall?
Tord:ROBOT BY A LONG SHOT BRO I nearly got hit by the harpoon and when I was falling I felt scared alone but with me holding Matt it made me feel at peace man
They both hug as everyone goes awww
Edd:polygamous for the win
Geoff:So what part did you think was ironic?
Edd:the fact that Matt beat me in a cola drinking contest considering it not only nearly killed him but is my favorite drink
Gwen:seriously no offense why are you still drinking it if it almost killed your boyfriend?
Matt:is this seriously coming from the same girl who betrayed her boyfriend who was handing you the money?
Everyone goes ooooh as Gwen blushes
Gwen:fair enough hehe
Izzy:that was tame compared to that meltdown*starts blushing*I fealt bad every night having dreams were he took it to another step I don't wanna say what it is but it rhymes with mundicide
Everyone looks at her
Tord:like I said I blew up a house and nearly killed my friends so having a meltdown isn't the worse thing you could do
Tord blushes
Heather:like they said your friends love you now so it's good now so let's just cut back to the squid game like any behind the scenes
Edd:oh my God were do I begin
Um behind the scenes well Bing paid our hotel rooms and food service he only recruited healthy people and everyone had to be in the same physical age there were actually some cheating but in the boat race some people tried getting to the finish line via taxis to shorten there distance but they had cameras and were sent back so most of the eliminated were because people cheated haha but no one died during the contests but there were some fights in the hotel
Sammy:none of those were from Amy I kept far away from her even during the boat race
Izzy:no kidding she's insane
Matt:yeah honestly the toughest part was eliminating my boyfriend Edd it fealt bitter plus my throat fealt on fire after the challenge
Edd:thats what happens when you drink too much coke unexperienced
Tyler:so any update on your neighbors?
Tom:turns out Todd is taking his roommates to his hometown for a week
Matt:lucky
Tord:if I won I would've taken yall to Norway but oh well
Chef: interesting fact Norway was gonna be one of your destinations in the world tour but due to the red army that idea was scrapped quicker than Chris......*relises*OH NO
he quickly runs off
As everyone is dying of laughter
Gwen hysterical:oh my God that was gold
Chris appears on the screen ticked off
Chris:he meant how fast my cooking show got canceled and*Chef appears in the background tip toeing*hey get back here don't say it like that
The camera cuts off
Dakotazoid laughing:that sounded so wrong hehe
Tord:honestly Mike those personas sacrificing themselves made Edd and Matt cry but what I wanna know is HOW THE FREAK DID THEY GET THAT FOOTAGE?
max:cartoon logic
Geoff:no breaking the fourth wall man anyway so there's been a recent ship between Cody and Noah
They both blush
Noah:I DIDNT INTENTIONALLY KISS HIM AND YES I USED HIM AS A PILLOW SO WHAT IM NOT BI
Geoff:ok then
Matt:anyway we had fun though it was stressful
Kim:Katya was so worried that we had to use a cabby so I could hold her the entire trip and she may have passed out and I may have too
They blush
Geoff:wow I guess this it
Edd:oh one more thing we're releasing a podcast of the whole experience so if you wanna check it out than you can
Geoff:don't worry guys once the new season ends we're gonna return so stay toon
Everyone waves goodbyeEpilogues
Amy and her mom are in the courtyard
Amy annoyed:it sucks having to spend years in this dump
Amy's mom:it can't get worst sweetie hopefully
Suddenly three prisoners surrounded themPrisoner one:one thing we hate about female criminals is when they abuse blood Especially there children you never do that
Amy and her mom clutch onto each otherThe screen faded to black as punching and yelling is heard
Scarlett is seen in a mental hospital trying to get help when two people show up Max and her older brother
Scarlett's brother:I forgive you, Scarlett
Scarlett and her brother embraceAs max pulls out a rose for her she blushes
Courtney and Duncan are chilling in their living room
Duncan:do you want me to do the things on that list you gave me in season 2?
Courtney kisses him:no
Duncan sighs in relieveChris is preparing for the new season when he stops and looks out the window seeing Ezekiel and his family reconnecting Ezekiel isn't wearing the wig and his hair is growing back
Chris:glad your back homeboy
He decides to go to Chef's office
Chef:oh hey Chris
Chris:wanna go out for dinner I'll buy?
Chef:sure but why?
Chris:I don't know I'm just in a good moodChef:Sure
They leave for dinner
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