Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money💲💵💸🤑*
/) /) ~ ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓ ( •-• ) ~ ♡ You are amazing ♡ /づづ ~ ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛
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Leonard [referring to him and Penny]: Our babies would be smart and beautiful.
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary...
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Penny: I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.
Sheldon: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
Penny: Participate in the what?
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Leonard: We need to widen our circle.
Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on MySpace.